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fortunate ramen
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yeah is me
unwritten > i bruise easily > if you’re gonna jump might be the greatest 3 track run in white woman history
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
November 20, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Thank you June for being the funniest person ever
November 19, 2025 at 11:24 PM
yo tb so fucking h i can’t wait for the wicked craze to be over. i think if i see ariana grande and cynthia erivo again i might explode
November 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Eito in various styles
November 17, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i just watched ringu and can’t fucking log it on the boxd cuz every website ever is down FUCK YOU
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
hawk tuah, man
November 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
working out is so fire. the feeling of gaining strength is so fire. doing 1 more rep than you did last session is so fire
November 18, 2025 at 11:55 AM
just ran the charlie gimmick on my boss i hate having a job
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 AM
seeing #that coworker clock in like “damn nigga you have to work EVERYDAY? you don’t call off EVER??”
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I SWAG WHEN I SURF
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
yo if you’re like me and you have the attention span of a gnat but you want to read, start reading aloud brah it’s a cheatcode
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
going from “people are being inconsiderate and selfish trying to speak to me while i got headphones in” to “i’m so naturally charismatic and magnetic, people HAVE to speak to me, even if i’m completely uninterested” #reframing #narcissism
November 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
i love barnes and nobles but i need to find a bookstore with a coffee shop in it that isn’t zionbucks. unionbustbucks.
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Yo check out this guy you guys seen this cool dude before
November 10, 2025 at 4:49 PM
all my shitty shein clothes i bought secondhand i promise to god i’m ethical
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
humiliation ritual
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
THERE’S A LONG GOODBYE AND IT HAPPENS EVERYDAY
November 10, 2025 at 1:16 PM
i been getting better at regulating my emotions yfm. i been letting whatever feelings hit me really hit me instead of trying to distract or numb myself but at this point i have to wonder when they’re gonna stop 😮‍💨
November 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
this week went by super fast
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 PM
my coworker gave me a 3.5 of his own grow and my manager gave me 2 prerolls
a cat is standing on its hind legs and giving a thumbs up .
ALT: a cat is standing on its hind legs and giving a thumbs up .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:08 PM
i love beer
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i been eating like shit due to pure laziness and i have a bunch of new bumps on my face, time to kill myself
October 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
im fitted?
October 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
October 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM