Former Wicked Gyal
@formerwickedgyal.bsky.social
Reformed troublemaker. Jamaican at heart, living for good vibes. A little wicked, a lot authentic.
Only good things happen to me.
Only good things happen to me.
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I used to be the strongest soldier—no tears, just power through. Then I realized… that’s nonsense. Now I cry over the smallest inconvenience, and honestly? Life’s lighter, easier, and way less stressful. Normalize bawling.
Something hilarious happened just now and I legit dialed someone who would’ve found it funnier than me—then remembered they’re not here anymore. Grief is so weird sometimes.
May 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Something hilarious happened just now and I legit dialed someone who would’ve found it funnier than me—then remembered they’re not here anymore. Grief is so weird sometimes.
The second a man opens his mouth to sexualize me—comment on my body, tell me how sexy he thinks I am—I clocks out. Immediate shutdown. Like bro, you thought that was gonna turn me on? Nah, now I wanna peel my skin off and never speak to you again. Fucking repulsive.
May 21, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The second a man opens his mouth to sexualize me—comment on my body, tell me how sexy he thinks I am—I clocks out. Immediate shutdown. Like bro, you thought that was gonna turn me on? Nah, now I wanna peel my skin off and never speak to you again. Fucking repulsive.
lmao y’all the only ones i can tell my coworker and i are having a quarrel that has made it’s way into my night
May 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
lmao y’all the only ones i can tell my coworker and i are having a quarrel that has made it’s way into my night
i hope people who want me can find some comfort in knowing it’s one 🥷 i want sooooooo bad and he takes me for an idiot every single day. so all me a style u, him a style me 10x worse.
May 13, 2025 at 2:00 AM
i hope people who want me can find some comfort in knowing it’s one 🥷 i want sooooooo bad and he takes me for an idiot every single day. so all me a style u, him a style me 10x worse.
raise your hand if something traumatic happened to you this year that you haven’t processed yet and instead of acknowledging it, you’ve just found ways to stay busy ✋ ✋ ✋
May 10, 2025 at 1:54 AM
raise your hand if something traumatic happened to you this year that you haven’t processed yet and instead of acknowledging it, you’ve just found ways to stay busy ✋ ✋ ✋
i pray the lord protects me from sassy men who communicate through whatsapp posts 🙌
May 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
i pray the lord protects me from sassy men who communicate through whatsapp posts 🙌
I hate when I warn people to be gentle with me — not because I’m fragile, but because I’m not forgiving — and they treat it like a challenge. Access to me is a privilege, not a right.
April 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I hate when I warn people to be gentle with me — not because I’m fragile, but because I’m not forgiving — and they treat it like a challenge. Access to me is a privilege, not a right.
the first baby daddy doesn’t count, i was just tryna see if i can have kids
April 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
the first baby daddy doesn’t count, i was just tryna see if i can have kids
still don’t have my house keys btw…
April 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
still don’t have my house keys btw…
a broke man i can forgive but a MEAN man??? 😭😭🤢
April 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
a broke man i can forgive but a MEAN man??? 😭😭🤢
And suddenly I understood, respect is synonymous with love. If you don’t feel respected, the love you deserve isn’t present. Let that be your sign—gather your heart, and leave.
April 18, 2025 at 12:58 AM
And suddenly I understood, respect is synonymous with love. If you don’t feel respected, the love you deserve isn’t present. Let that be your sign—gather your heart, and leave.
have not stopped eating since I got home 😂 i must’ve left my appetite here
April 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
have not stopped eating since I got home 😂 i must’ve left my appetite here
super thankful to my friends and relatives who have taken time to show up at my airbnb 🙃 with food and other necessities even outside of regular hours. 🥺❤️ you’ve all made my trip so enjoyable. and same to the people who have my location so they just invited themselves here 😂
April 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
super thankful to my friends and relatives who have taken time to show up at my airbnb 🙃 with food and other necessities even outside of regular hours. 🥺❤️ you’ve all made my trip so enjoyable. and same to the people who have my location so they just invited themselves here 😂
Sometimes the hardest part is realizing someone you held close only held you when it suited them.
April 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sometimes the hardest part is realizing someone you held close only held you when it suited them.
Looking to Buy a Car – Budget: $1M or Less
I’m currently searching for a reliable car in good condition for $1M JMD or less.
Must be fully functional and well-maintained.
If you’re selling or know someone who is, please DM or call/WhatsApp.
Serious inquiries only. Thanks in advance!
I’m currently searching for a reliable car in good condition for $1M JMD or less.
Must be fully functional and well-maintained.
If you’re selling or know someone who is, please DM or call/WhatsApp.
Serious inquiries only. Thanks in advance!
April 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Looking to Buy a Car – Budget: $1M or Less
I’m currently searching for a reliable car in good condition for $1M JMD or less.
Must be fully functional and well-maintained.
If you’re selling or know someone who is, please DM or call/WhatsApp.
Serious inquiries only. Thanks in advance!
I’m currently searching for a reliable car in good condition for $1M JMD or less.
Must be fully functional and well-maintained.
If you’re selling or know someone who is, please DM or call/WhatsApp.
Serious inquiries only. Thanks in advance!
reply to this if you have seen my house keys and i’m mad serious. idk where they are frfr 😭
April 9, 2025 at 3:49 AM
reply to this if you have seen my house keys and i’m mad serious. idk where they are frfr 😭
Please stop deleting messages you send to me. It’s annoying as hell and every time you do it, I lose a bit more respect for you. We’re grown—try acting like it and outgrow the idiot phase. Own what you say or shut up!
April 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Please stop deleting messages you send to me. It’s annoying as hell and every time you do it, I lose a bit more respect for you. We’re grown—try acting like it and outgrow the idiot phase. Own what you say or shut up!
One of my favourite things about being Jamaican is the quiet reverence of a prayer before a journey—everyone in agreement, a resounding “Amen”—then just like that, the music returns, full volume, unfiltered lyrics and all. Sacred and chaotic, perfectly balanced.
April 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
One of my favourite things about being Jamaican is the quiet reverence of a prayer before a journey—everyone in agreement, a resounding “Amen”—then just like that, the music returns, full volume, unfiltered lyrics and all. Sacred and chaotic, perfectly balanced.
cuddling isn’t enough, i need my man to open his skin so i can go inside. i wanna be a part of him.
April 1, 2025 at 2:32 AM
cuddling isn’t enough, i need my man to open his skin so i can go inside. i wanna be a part of him.
Reposted by Former Wicked Gyal
If you’re seeing this on March 22, this is your 24-hour message:
You’re about to be recognized in ways you could not have seen 10 years ago. I’m so incredibly proud of you for all that you have done and all that you are about to do.
You’re about to be recognized in ways you could not have seen 10 years ago. I’m so incredibly proud of you for all that you have done and all that you are about to do.
March 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If you’re seeing this on March 22, this is your 24-hour message:
You’re about to be recognized in ways you could not have seen 10 years ago. I’m so incredibly proud of you for all that you have done and all that you are about to do.
You’re about to be recognized in ways you could not have seen 10 years ago. I’m so incredibly proud of you for all that you have done and all that you are about to do.
mi a the first person me see grow a country and can sick so often. every time mi turn around mi have flu tpc 😭
March 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
mi a the first person me see grow a country and can sick so often. every time mi turn around mi have flu tpc 😭
“Take off the jacket and give it back to the one who hurt you—it’s not yours to wear.”
March 5, 2025 at 7:03 AM
“Take off the jacket and give it back to the one who hurt you—it’s not yours to wear.”
No revenge, because I love so loudly, so fiercely, that long after I’m gone, you’ll search for me in every person you meet—for the rest of your days on this earth. And you will never find me.
I’ll do it 1000 times for the wrong person until I find the right one.
I’ll do it 1000 times for the wrong person until I find the right one.
March 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
No revenge, because I love so loudly, so fiercely, that long after I’m gone, you’ll search for me in every person you meet—for the rest of your days on this earth. And you will never find me.
I’ll do it 1000 times for the wrong person until I find the right one.
I’ll do it 1000 times for the wrong person until I find the right one.
For those I don’t deal with anymore, I really do wish them well.
“I want him to eat—just not at my table.”
“I want him to eat—just not at my table.”
March 3, 2025 at 4:18 AM
For those I don’t deal with anymore, I really do wish them well.
“I want him to eat—just not at my table.”
“I want him to eat—just not at my table.”