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Murph
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You fool, you rube, you fucking mark

Trans 2: Hypertrans
Minthara is fun! The druids are lovers anyway.
December 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Nooooo, burn down the grove.
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
A visitor has arrived at your door.
December 4, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Prayers up for my friend who's on his first week at a new job and is being told by his coworkers to rush to the bank on payday cause the owner doesn't usually have enough money for everyone's checks to clear.
December 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Wednesday almost done.
November 20, 2025 at 1:15 AM
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Handing out tootsie roles to small children after i wanted to go to bed.
November 1, 2025 at 6:55 AM
TFW you're being called a pinko commie by your right wing opponent but the last thing you could ever dream of doing is actually going leftward so you must accuse them of being a secret double commie.
October 21, 2025 at 5:49 AM
October 17, 2025 at 6:25 AM
October 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Sincerely, enjoy your sunday.
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 PM
October 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
October 10, 2025 at 3:49 PM
October 6, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*staring blankly at my spread sheets*

We have strayed so far from dog.
October 2, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Yeah, sure. $4 seems an appropriate price for the world's first AAAA game. Great job, Ubi.
October 1, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Womp womp
October 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
If I am elected president I promise to deploy the Breast Cancer Awarness Jet to bomb terrorists.
September 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Lotta hallucinating going on I guess. I probably should have just replied to that post but the tone of this one really got to me.
September 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Fetch the bren gun, lads. Jerry's about!
September 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Going back in time to intervene in 9/11 but only to make sure the hijackers use the party plane.
September 24, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Post a horror movie everyone should see.
September 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
What Sally means is he spoke like an educated white person. Like she speaks. Read her posts and its pretty apparent she doesn't understand why a lot of the awful things he said were even awful.
September 13, 2025 at 4:52 PM
September 6, 2025 at 8:49 PM