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Blood Floridian

Who Framed Jojo Rabbit?

There’s really no substitute for having a squizz

Groundhog Day 2: Groundhog Week

Having died and donated my body to science, the people in charge open me up to see what’s going on in there. Unfortunately all they find is a bunch of top 10 lists.

I think we turned a wrong corner in society when we stopped singing around the piano and dancing all the time. Now you’ve gotta be either inebriated or a professional to do that stuff. But I think we all long to do it and we’d be better if we could all sing shittily together

[telepathically communicating class consciousness to Katy Perry]

Used to really hate REM. Now I sort of think they’re OK. What scares me is the gateway drug was Shiny Happy People

As a kid I would think a lot about a type of afterlife. The first thing that happened was a guy gave you all the statistics about your life. This made me very scared and also inclined to live fully

Farewell Tom Cruise, miss you son you ain’t coming back

What is the coolest way to extinguish a match

Among the million criticisms of those deplorable facial recognition anti-theft registers, they breach social ettiquette unconscionably. Every time I have to use those stupid things I’m accused of theft because of who knows what, I scratched my nose or got my keys out of my bag.

Underrated: calling out “eureka!” when inspiration strikes. Let’s bring this back people