Cookin in my spouse's texts and also drinking a mango lassi

this bluesky post brought to you by remembering the hit movie juno

i HAVE to have some video editing nerd as a hashtag fan

If you can get a clip of haru urara running really fast during the part where he says "the only thing better than green grass is (RED DIRT)" that would be awesome thx

sometimes i'm like maybe i shouldn't post like this but then i think about that quote that's like "But if you're doing what you love and it kills you/Well, you can live with that all day long" (from backup plan - luke combs & bailey zimmerman)

disclaimer, i am married and never going on an app ever again but i've heard so many lesbians i know being like "wish there was a grindr for lesbians"

big "there's a perfect utopian way to lose weight" vibes vs "talking about fatness like this literally kills people"

Same with helmets!!!! Keep an eye on it!