I used to eat a bagel with cream cheese every morning for breakfast and then I became allergic to one of the ingredients in bagels so I stopped eating breakfast but it has JUST occurred to me to try a waffle with cream cheese instead and it was so good I actually think I can experience joy again

Romeo found a bug and I told him to “fuck it up” and he decided that meant he should swallow it whole and now thinks the bug disappeared so he’s looking everywhere for it and it’s 2:00 AM

Good morning to all the people in my phone who like to experience joy and whimsy

He’s trying to guilt me into feeding him early but the gate is visibly open and I watched him walk over there

Got a sponsor for my twitch streams this month so that means I can justify buying another new game (hello kitty island adventures) before I’ve finished my other new games right

I went to a college hockey game tonight and they played an ad of a girl typing on her laptop and the narrator went “Struggling to write that essay? Eat dairy!” and then it showed a bunch of cheese and milk on the screen and I just know this silly cheese ad has permanently altered my brain

Full of joy and whimsy today (listening to music at work)

I’m working late… cuz I’m a ✨procrastinater✨

I live in here btw

I feel free again btw (no one from work is following me and my family hasn’t acknowledged my account)

Hey this is me btw (trying to locate my fob friends)

Hey this is me btw (I got signed out and forgot to sign back in)

Hey this is me btw

Hey this is me btw

Hey this is me btw