Andy Ford aka THE FORDSTER
@fordthefordster.bsky.social
Viking requiring moisturiser KING LOUIE has departed peacefully and can be seen in a supermarket near you with Elvis
WOT I DONE TODAY No 426
Small job for a lovely Client
Will finish tomorrow planting (earth was too dry so I soaked to prepare) with Black Mulch Topping
Limited colours - Less is More as they say in Jazz
Small job for a lovely Client
Will finish tomorrow planting (earth was too dry so I soaked to prepare) with Black Mulch Topping
Limited colours - Less is More as they say in Jazz
May 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
WOT I DONE TODAY No 426
Small job for a lovely Client
Will finish tomorrow planting (earth was too dry so I soaked to prepare) with Black Mulch Topping
Limited colours - Less is More as they say in Jazz
Small job for a lovely Client
Will finish tomorrow planting (earth was too dry so I soaked to prepare) with Black Mulch Topping
Limited colours - Less is More as they say in Jazz
Been a long ride
March 24, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Been a long ride
I get to stay in the most exclusive accommodation when driving through rural Victoria
For those outside of Australia this is what a small pub looks like
It’s bloody great
All you have to do is get a ice cold amber nectar and listen to the guys yapping at the bar
Enlightening and Frightening
For those outside of Australia this is what a small pub looks like
It’s bloody great
All you have to do is get a ice cold amber nectar and listen to the guys yapping at the bar
Enlightening and Frightening
February 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
I get to stay in the most exclusive accommodation when driving through rural Victoria
For those outside of Australia this is what a small pub looks like
It’s bloody great
All you have to do is get a ice cold amber nectar and listen to the guys yapping at the bar
Enlightening and Frightening
For those outside of Australia this is what a small pub looks like
It’s bloody great
All you have to do is get a ice cold amber nectar and listen to the guys yapping at the bar
Enlightening and Frightening
LUNCH - SUMMER SURPRISE SALAD
Layers - from the bottom
Water Melon Cubes
Sliced Yellow Heritage Tomato
Sliced Radish
Sliced Red Orange & Yellow Baby Peppers
Greek Feta (from Greece)
Kalamata Olives (from Greece)
Fresh Mint
Crushed Almonds
Fried Shallots
Spanish Sherry Vinegar
Black Pepper
Layers - from the bottom
Water Melon Cubes
Sliced Yellow Heritage Tomato
Sliced Radish
Sliced Red Orange & Yellow Baby Peppers
Greek Feta (from Greece)
Kalamata Olives (from Greece)
Fresh Mint
Crushed Almonds
Fried Shallots
Spanish Sherry Vinegar
Black Pepper
February 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
LUNCH - SUMMER SURPRISE SALAD
Layers - from the bottom
Water Melon Cubes
Sliced Yellow Heritage Tomato
Sliced Radish
Sliced Red Orange & Yellow Baby Peppers
Greek Feta (from Greece)
Kalamata Olives (from Greece)
Fresh Mint
Crushed Almonds
Fried Shallots
Spanish Sherry Vinegar
Black Pepper
Layers - from the bottom
Water Melon Cubes
Sliced Yellow Heritage Tomato
Sliced Radish
Sliced Red Orange & Yellow Baby Peppers
Greek Feta (from Greece)
Kalamata Olives (from Greece)
Fresh Mint
Crushed Almonds
Fried Shallots
Spanish Sherry Vinegar
Black Pepper
What a shitty shitty shitty week we are having
Might steal a convertible and find a couple of equally lost souls and do a Thelma and Louise (albeit I lack their beauty)
End scene - doing nothing and just watching or doing a Thelma and Louise likely to be exactly the same ….
Might steal a convertible and find a couple of equally lost souls and do a Thelma and Louise (albeit I lack their beauty)
End scene - doing nothing and just watching or doing a Thelma and Louise likely to be exactly the same ….
February 5, 2025 at 4:45 AM
What a shitty shitty shitty week we are having
Might steal a convertible and find a couple of equally lost souls and do a Thelma and Louise (albeit I lack their beauty)
End scene - doing nothing and just watching or doing a Thelma and Louise likely to be exactly the same ….
Might steal a convertible and find a couple of equally lost souls and do a Thelma and Louise (albeit I lack their beauty)
End scene - doing nothing and just watching or doing a Thelma and Louise likely to be exactly the same ….
Beautiful but never have their quills in your house
Old English superstition - bring very bad luck to all that live there
Old English superstition - bring very bad luck to all that live there
February 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Beautiful but never have their quills in your house
Old English superstition - bring very bad luck to all that live there
Old English superstition - bring very bad luck to all that live there
Given what’s going on in the world today I’m going to hang out with Hockers for a while
February 5, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Given what’s going on in the world today I’m going to hang out with Hockers for a while
Words superfluous
February 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Words superfluous
HERB AND CHILLI FESTIVAL
UP IN THE BEAUTIFUL HILLS BEHIND MELBOURNE VICTORIA
I work for these guys
GR8 FESTIVAL
5000 people enjoying
Music Beer Wine Stands with Chilli Goodies Eating Competitions. Talks
www.facebook.com/share/15fWKt...
UP IN THE BEAUTIFUL HILLS BEHIND MELBOURNE VICTORIA
I work for these guys
GR8 FESTIVAL
5000 people enjoying
Music Beer Wine Stands with Chilli Goodies Eating Competitions. Talks
www.facebook.com/share/15fWKt...
February 1, 2025 at 3:08 AM
HERB AND CHILLI FESTIVAL
UP IN THE BEAUTIFUL HILLS BEHIND MELBOURNE VICTORIA
I work for these guys
GR8 FESTIVAL
5000 people enjoying
Music Beer Wine Stands with Chilli Goodies Eating Competitions. Talks
www.facebook.com/share/15fWKt...
UP IN THE BEAUTIFUL HILLS BEHIND MELBOURNE VICTORIA
I work for these guys
GR8 FESTIVAL
5000 people enjoying
Music Beer Wine Stands with Chilli Goodies Eating Competitions. Talks
www.facebook.com/share/15fWKt...
HERB & CHILLI FESTIVAL MARCH 15 & 16 @ Wandin North (near Monbulk / Saville) VIC
herbchillifestival.com.au
GREAT FESTIVAL - 5000 peeps go
Music Drinks Stalls Chilli Eating Talks
Free bus from Lilydale Station
herbchillifestival.com.au
GREAT FESTIVAL - 5000 peeps go
Music Drinks Stalls Chilli Eating Talks
Free bus from Lilydale Station
January 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
HERB & CHILLI FESTIVAL MARCH 15 & 16 @ Wandin North (near Monbulk / Saville) VIC
herbchillifestival.com.au
GREAT FESTIVAL - 5000 peeps go
Music Drinks Stalls Chilli Eating Talks
Free bus from Lilydale Station
herbchillifestival.com.au
GREAT FESTIVAL - 5000 peeps go
Music Drinks Stalls Chilli Eating Talks
Free bus from Lilydale Station
Me and the Melon are in
Where do we sign up ?
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Me and the Melon are in
Where do we sign up ?
Someone stole the Sunsets
Lucky to live on Beach Road
January 21, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Someone stole the Sunsets
Lucky to live on Beach Road
Orange von Fatfvck v2.0
Cvnt of a day
January 21, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Orange von Fatfvck v2.0
Cvnt of a day
BUGGA
With all of todays Orange von Farkfvck SH1T I could really do with your fun and love KING LOUIE
Sleep well my bestest friend
January 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
BUGGA
With all of todays Orange von Farkfvck SH1T I could really do with your fun and love KING LOUIE
Sleep well my bestest friend
Orange von Fatfvcks first day in office was more uncomfortable than using IZAL at school
And that’s saying something
January 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Orange von Fatfvcks first day in office was more uncomfortable than using IZAL at school
And that’s saying something
PREPARING FOR ANOTHER TRUMP PRESIDENCY No 18
January 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
PREPARING FOR ANOTHER TRUMP PRESIDENCY No 18
My youngest son @13 (now 30) woke us middle of the night with large self-inflicted gash in his thigh
That was such a shock
Spent time in garage & has “accidents” resulting in bruises etc
Said to my wife “there is something going on here”
You will never know what’s going on in someone’s head
January 2, 2025 at 3:28 AM
My youngest son @13 (now 30) woke us middle of the night with large self-inflicted gash in his thigh
That was such a shock
Spent time in garage & has “accidents” resulting in bruises etc
Said to my wife “there is something going on here”
You will never know what’s going on in someone’s head
MENS HEALTH TIPS No 4
Go into 3 different pharmacy’s per week and use the Tester in their most expensive hydrating facial gel
My skin has improved so much …
I now look like I did at 6
January 2, 2025 at 3:02 AM
MENS HEALTH TIPS No 4
Go into 3 different pharmacy’s per week and use the Tester in their most expensive hydrating facial gel
My skin has improved so much …
I now look like I did at 6
A LIFETIME AGO No 386
South Africa in ‘98 on an IBM Reward Trip
Kay (who now lives in Newcastle) cuddling an orphaned cub after feeding with the largest baby bottle in the world
December 31, 2024 at 12:37 AM
A LIFETIME AGO No 386
South Africa in ‘98 on an IBM Reward Trip
Kay (who now lives in Newcastle) cuddling an orphaned cub after feeding with the largest baby bottle in the world
And may I Matt is a complete and utter …….
December 29, 2024 at 11:04 PM
And may I Matt is a complete and utter …….
The President Elect waiting for him Ignorantion (not an spelling error)
December 29, 2024 at 11:02 PM
The President Elect waiting for him Ignorantion (not an spelling error)