I really wish there were something to enforce outgoing personnel to actually onboard their replacements and a bad handover could be reflected in an OER or something because this … ain’t it

absolutely love spending hours in walmart because I’m required to check out 3 separate times on opposite corners of the store after waiting for sales associates to unlock a $5 USB cable, a pack of razors, and an aerosolized cleaner. really great system we’ve got going on.

I have to stay awake to beat the jet lag and I just realized I’ve literally been the only person in this dave and busters for the last hour and a half

my coworker was giving me weird vibes and I thought he was crushing on me. NOPE. he’s gay, knows I’m queer, and wanted to invite me to a dinner party with his lesbian friends

when I introduced my battery’s CTLT cadets the medic NCOIC he was talking about heat injuries and taking internal body temperatures and one of the cadets just walked up super close, in awe, and whispered “how hot is my butt”