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20 point deduction and ban Bloom from football forever. And then salt the turf and make Lewis Dunk do 1000 hours community service.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Brighton bans Guardian from stadium over reporting on Tony Bloom
Reporters and photographers have been banned by the Premier League club, as a Guardian spokesperson said the reporting was in the public interest
www.theguardian.com
December 7, 2025 at 7:38 PM
20 point deduction and ban Bloom from football forever. And then salt the turf and make Lewis Dunk do 1000 hours community service.
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
www.theguardian.com/football/202...
Advent beer 4 is also a #notbeerbods beer. Jump/Ship Jackstaff IPA is fruity and decent tasting but a bit too flat. And the habanero hot sauce? Hot.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Advent beer 4 is also a #notbeerbods beer. Jump/Ship Jackstaff IPA is fruity and decent tasting but a bit too flat. And the habanero hot sauce? Hot.
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In April 1993 both D:Ream and Sting appeared on Top Of The Pops. D:Ream singer Peter Cunnah asked the former Police frontman if he'd like to stroke his springer spaniel, which he'd brought to the studio for emotional support, but Sting would only pet setters.
December 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
In April 1993 both D:Ream and Sting appeared on Top Of The Pops. D:Ream singer Peter Cunnah asked the former Police frontman if he'd like to stroke his springer spaniel, which he'd brought to the studio for emotional support, but Sting would only pet setters.
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Advent day 2 - Nirvana AF IPA, which isn't bad but has whatever gives me dishwater vibes, and Tropical Thunder hot sauce, which I think I need to start upping the content of when cooking so I get a proper hit
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Advent day 2 - Nirvana AF IPA, which isn't bad but has whatever gives me dishwater vibes, and Tropical Thunder hot sauce, which I think I need to start upping the content of when cooking so I get a proper hit
It's advent calendar time! So here's Advent Day 1's haul (2 calendars, not one weird combo one) - NuWave Mood Enhancing AF Hazy Pale and a basic hot chili sauce, a gentle opener to the month
December 1, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It's advent calendar time! So here's Advent Day 1's haul (2 calendars, not one weird combo one) - NuWave Mood Enhancing AF Hazy Pale and a basic hot chili sauce, a gentle opener to the month
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To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 AM
To begin with today, happy 117th anniversary to this entirely reasonable cat
#notbeerbods is CANCELLED while I drink whisky to blot out the defeat to Strasbourg. Oh OK, I had some Harvey's down the pub. But I haven't enjoyed it.
Oh you know I have, it's SUSSEX Best. But the football ruined my enjoyment.
Oh you know I have, it's SUSSEX Best. But the football ruined my enjoyment.
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
#notbeerbods is CANCELLED while I drink whisky to blot out the defeat to Strasbourg. Oh OK, I had some Harvey's down the pub. But I haven't enjoyed it.
Oh you know I have, it's SUSSEX Best. But the football ruined my enjoyment.
Oh you know I have, it's SUSSEX Best. But the football ruined my enjoyment.
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If #Arsenal best #Bayern this evening, one lucky person to RT this will win one of our sexy calendars: tufac.bigcartel.com/product/tufa...
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November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
If #Arsenal best #Bayern this evening, one lucky person to RT this will win one of our sexy calendars: tufac.bigcartel.com/product/tufa...
It all kicked off when someone tried claiming TNETTENBA was a word
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Ex-Countdown champion detained in hospital after attacking rival player with knife
John Cowen, who has schizophrenia, to remain in hospital for ‘indefinite duration’ after attack on player at tournament
www.theguardian.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:43 PM
It all kicked off when someone tried claiming TNETTENBA was a word
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
Wordle 1,619 2/6*
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November 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Wordle 1,619 2/6*
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It's gone nippy so let's break out the #notbeerbods stouts! Tartarus Plague Doctor is a maple pecan stout, although TBH I'm not getting a lot of maple or pecan, but a good whack of roast
November 20, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's gone nippy so let's break out the #notbeerbods stouts! Tartarus Plague Doctor is a maple pecan stout, although TBH I'm not getting a lot of maple or pecan, but a good whack of roast
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Seriously, fuck Co-op
(The beer is a very nice malty lager with some fruity red ale notes)
(The beer is a very nice malty lager with some fruity red ale notes)
November 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Seriously, fuck Co-op
(The beer is a very nice malty lager with some fruity red ale notes)
(The beer is a very nice malty lager with some fruity red ale notes)
Probably from Burgess Hill
There's so little to say about Haywards Heath that this preview is on the fourth page of Google search returns, not for the football club, but for the town itself.
November 15, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Probably from Burgess Hill
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He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
He's Just Not That Into You (2009)
#notbeerbods is tonight powered by Stewart Lee and a can of Harvey's Best, which isn't as good as a good cask pull but isn't bad. And the beer is decent too.
See? I can do jokes but I choose not to.
See? I can do jokes but I choose not to.
November 13, 2025 at 8:37 PM
#notbeerbods is tonight powered by Stewart Lee and a can of Harvey's Best, which isn't as good as a good cask pull but isn't bad. And the beer is decent too.
See? I can do jokes but I choose not to.
See? I can do jokes but I choose not to.
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Spot The Clue with DCI Baby Jesus in the Christmas issue of Viz, on sale today. If you can identify the killer before you reach the end of the strip, you could WIN YOUR WEIGHT IN QUALITY STREETS* (*competition not open to readers in your region)
November 13, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Spot The Clue with DCI Baby Jesus in the Christmas issue of Viz, on sale today. If you can identify the killer before you reach the end of the strip, you could WIN YOUR WEIGHT IN QUALITY STREETS* (*competition not open to readers in your region)
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The mask used by Michael Myers in the film Halloween is of Captain Kirk. They also used some clothes from Star trek in that film, Will Patton wore a Nimoy shirt and Eiza Gonzalez Shatner pants.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The mask used by Michael Myers in the film Halloween is of Captain Kirk. They also used some clothes from Star trek in that film, Will Patton wore a Nimoy shirt and Eiza Gonzalez Shatner pants.
This was going to be a Halloween #notbeerbods and then I forgot about it, so happy Friday instead! Rivington X Makemake Evil Dead has huge bags of red fruit to give it that just-bled look, and is as gluggable as any smoothie
November 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This was going to be a Halloween #notbeerbods and then I forgot about it, so happy Friday instead! Rivington X Makemake Evil Dead has huge bags of red fruit to give it that just-bled look, and is as gluggable as any smoothie
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New York just elected @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, who offers real hope, over billionaire funded opponents.
In May, Sussex & Brighton will face a similar choice between real hope and real change with a @greenparty.org.uk mayor or a big money backed Reform mayor with no real plan for the future.
In May, Sussex & Brighton will face a similar choice between real hope and real change with a @greenparty.org.uk mayor or a big money backed Reform mayor with no real plan for the future.
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
New York just elected @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, who offers real hope, over billionaire funded opponents.
In May, Sussex & Brighton will face a similar choice between real hope and real change with a @greenparty.org.uk mayor or a big money backed Reform mayor with no real plan for the future.
In May, Sussex & Brighton will face a similar choice between real hope and real change with a @greenparty.org.uk mayor or a big money backed Reform mayor with no real plan for the future.