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Matt
Shenanigans! I formally call 'shenanigans'.
November 30, 2025 at 12:16 AM
My Grandfather, when he thought he was being funny, would say "our ancestors were kicked out of every decent country in the world, and Australia!" And it was the one place he never got to see that he regretted.
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Let's me play my two 45's; "Snoopy and the Red Baron", and "Word Up" by ... probably ... Cameo?
November 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Oh, they're all gonna find out he's not going to blame himself. He doesn't know anything about it, frankly. He doesn't even know that guy; to be honest with you.
November 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
So, Lynott impossible, then.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don't know man. The point of the jesters was to tell the truth.
November 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
None shall be forthcoming. Oldman is great as Lamb, but the *books* ... boffleggings!
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
That series hits its stride quick. Lamb (!?) is hilarious; and Roddy's internal monologue is laugh-out-loud funny.
October 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
What no thumbs down button?
October 28, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Eck-specially that last one ...
October 26, 2025 at 10:10 AM
This is false; drummers are feral.
October 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I bought a Gretsch with humbuckers and a Bigsby and then-- less than a week later!--found a used Guild semi-. Curses! But if it's still there in two weeks ....
October 16, 2025 at 6:13 AM
That's a bit of a deep dive. "Surer to find [their] way home", yes? I still want the edition of Lord of the Rings that comes in the big red book ... but meanwhile, I will buy the new editions that match, to read to my mutts.
October 16, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Dogs "listen".
October 16, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Wait what? And here's me, having just bought some Solovairs, the "real thing" I could never get my hands on in '84 ...
October 12, 2025 at 8:26 PM
October 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Bigsby!
October 8, 2025 at 8:40 AM
It feels weird to do normie s*** to make myself happy while, y'all know.
October 8, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Funny either way.
October 7, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Every. Single. Time. I tried some pre-Hallowe'en Lovecraft but it wasn't the break from doomscrolling the persistent and unbelievable racism that I was looking for ... but my October horror theme is important. Unlock the front of my shirt. How do I get this out? It's not like Jody would know ...
October 6, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Myrtle-Jo Cornfed just made me snot on myself while hiking, FYI. I can't believe I called Allison Abigail.
October 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I queued up Bloodsucking Fiends on Audible, a bit early for October, but my belly laugh at the besting of the sulky flasher was nicely free of the hysteric doom-scrolling edge that attends most of my other audible merriment. For which many thanks.
September 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Oh, p.s., he is the President.
September 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I get that. You do you. My brother and I, who constitute the London, Ohio chapter of the Christopher Moore fan club-- perhaps you might have seen his hand-drawn signs?--wait. With 'bated breath.
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM