I need this book! Lol 😅🤣😂

yoongi of the day ♡

every year around christmas time the ballet dancers who play the rats in the nutcracker come out with a series of unexplained banger tiktok videos and anyway this is my favorite part of the holiday season

Netflix’s true crime industry reveals most famously unsolved murders are really badly investigated murders. Make sure to do your murder in small community with few homicides so local police are overwhelmed. By the time FBI arrive it’s a goat rodeo of contamination, lost evidence & lawyers.

Let’s run the government like a business, drive the car like a bicycle, and play the guitar like a piano

Suing Kendrick for having a superior diss track is something Kendrick would say Drake does in a diss track

morpheus: do you want the blue or red pill

me: i doubt either of these are covered by my insurance

"Kendrick dropped again" is this generations version of "they've hit the second tower" no I will not elaborate it's a culture thing.

the reason this guy runs the internet is basically nobody else is even capable of doing "your shoes were so fugly I called the FBI" and have it be a factual statement