Idk what kind of speedball this is but I’m on 3 Advil, 2 sudefed and a free old fashioned I got for touring a venue and I think it’s cured everything that’s ever been wrong with me.

Have been off work since 12/24. I gotta leave the house soon. Ive been dressed like Adam Sandler in a poly relationship for 2 weeks.

Cash saver is playing an entire 10000 maniacs album.

I told him he was too drunk to get on that motorbike 😞

SIMPLY HAVING A

Thinking of this bisexual icon today

Wonder how we all got sick…
Could it be 8 little girls collectively coughing on the same basketball and passing it to each other at practice??

Kid 3 “why does Einstein have his tounge out?”
Kid 1 “cause he a freak”
Kid 2 “Moldova has the lowest GDP in Europe”
Me “everyone stop talking until we get home”