Powerword Lambada
@fluffythecruel.bsky.social
A strange German man once accused me of throwing a spoon off a balcony.
Work in IT but more interested in cooking and D&D
Work in IT but more interested in cooking and D&D
Finally got to see Demi Lardner live last night and she was great.
October 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Finally got to see Demi Lardner live last night and she was great.
Is your teen wearing a face mask to clear up their skin, or are they a cultist for Xīpe Totēc, Our Lord the Flayed One?
September 23, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Is your teen wearing a face mask to clear up their skin, or are they a cultist for Xīpe Totēc, Our Lord the Flayed One?
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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Food safety inspector: Tell me about this pease porridge.
September 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Food safety inspector: Tell me about this pease porridge.
Biblically accurate angel is the centerfold.
September 5, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Biblically accurate angel is the centerfold.
Booked for Brennan Lee Mulligan in Melbourne. Let’s go!
September 4, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Booked for Brennan Lee Mulligan in Melbourne. Let’s go!
I don’t know if it happened, but am reading Vance’s book “Looking for spare change and finding love” just in case.
August 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
I don’t know if it happened, but am reading Vance’s book “Looking for spare change and finding love” just in case.
If Clarice had been wearing PPE she wouldn’t have heard the lambs screaming. Trauma averted.
August 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
If Clarice had been wearing PPE she wouldn’t have heard the lambs screaming. Trauma averted.
Think we need a line of t-shirts for Gen Xers that say ”I was too busy drinking from the hose to eat lead paint”. Let’s us know they’re addled by nostalgia but not batshit crazy.
August 13, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Think we need a line of t-shirts for Gen Xers that say ”I was too busy drinking from the hose to eat lead paint”. Let’s us know they’re addled by nostalgia but not batshit crazy.
Can’t even kill people in their dreams anymore because of woke.
August 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Can’t even kill people in their dreams anymore because of woke.
The human mind is meant to be broken by Eldritch abominations and you’re letting a chatbot do it? Up your game.
August 12, 2025 at 11:47 AM
The human mind is meant to be broken by Eldritch abominations and you’re letting a chatbot do it? Up your game.
It should be legal to take a cop’s gun if you use a dinosaur head grabber.
August 10, 2025 at 4:34 AM
It should be legal to take a cop’s gun if you use a dinosaur head grabber.
Being married to a warlock would suck. You get home early from work and hear slurping noises from behind the locked bedroom door. Are they cheating on you or did they cast Hunger of Hadar?
August 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Being married to a warlock would suck. You get home early from work and hear slurping noises from behind the locked bedroom door. Are they cheating on you or did they cast Hunger of Hadar?
How many fishmongers enter a warlock pact due to a soul/sole mixup?
August 4, 2025 at 2:42 AM
How many fishmongers enter a warlock pact due to a soul/sole mixup?
If people bothered to read The Sandman by E.T.A Hoffmann they would be less likely to let a chatbot drive them insane.
July 24, 2025 at 7:04 AM
If people bothered to read The Sandman by E.T.A Hoffmann they would be less likely to let a chatbot drive them insane.
It’s the third Monday of the month so time to tape a USB stick to a rubbish bin in town #deaddrop #lighttreason
July 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
It’s the third Monday of the month so time to tape a USB stick to a rubbish bin in town #deaddrop #lighttreason
When I arrived at the gaming store’s RPG night and found some friendly teens and their parents I realized I may have gone a bit hard with the “mage breaker” knuckle tattoos.
July 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When I arrived at the gaming store’s RPG night and found some friendly teens and their parents I realized I may have gone a bit hard with the “mage breaker” knuckle tattoos.
Our book club started with Neuromancer because it was being turned into a series. Convinced the club to do The Devils by @joeabercrombie.com and found out today that it’s going be be a movie. So excited.
July 9, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Our book club started with Neuromancer because it was being turned into a series. Convinced the club to do The Devils by @joeabercrombie.com and found out today that it’s going be be a movie. So excited.
Had not anticipated how much clown entrails would feature in my adult life.
June 18, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Had not anticipated how much clown entrails would feature in my adult life.
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
Working on a warlock who entered his pact through a Choose Your Own Adventure. “For powers turn to page 37 in this tome”
May 28, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Working on a warlock who entered his pact through a Choose Your Own Adventure. “For powers turn to page 37 in this tome”
After 2 years of play my cleric died as he had lived - by rolling very badly.
May 27, 2025 at 12:23 PM
After 2 years of play my cleric died as he had lived - by rolling very badly.
Watched a long YouTube video of people putting hot pots on iron tripods. Sounds boring but it was triveting.
May 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
Watched a long YouTube video of people putting hot pots on iron tripods. Sounds boring but it was triveting.