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I'm totally done with X/Twitter. I will still be doing my banking there, though.
November 15, 2024 at 6:00 AM
hey is this thing on?
November 11, 2024 at 2:56 AM
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November 6, 2023 at 1:27 AM
have the porn bots randomly started to appear for anyone else
November 6, 2023 at 2:02 AM
i lied
if elon really does change twitter's name and look to fucking X i guess i will be over here permanently
October 18, 2023 at 7:02 PM
if i didn't have a week left on this campaign left i'd quit i swear to god
July 25, 2023 at 2:22 AM
in my native language we don't say x.com links to twitter, we say x.com is parked free courtesy of go daddy and i think that's beautiful
July 24, 2023 at 6:22 AM
yet another example of me being an old soul. fuck u walmart.com i've hated u since i was 9
by your 30s you should be feuding with an entire website
July 24, 2023 at 12:51 AM
me scabbing rn
reminder that we are still on a POSTERS STRIKE !!!! do not post unless your posts are really good
July 24, 2023 at 12:48 AM
this is a very tumblr post i like it
They’re not screws they’re
July 23, 2023 at 2:54 PM
if elon really does change twitter's name and look to fucking X i guess i will be over here permanently
July 23, 2023 at 2:52 PM
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a lot of the current arguments online can be traced back to the Adderall shortage
July 21, 2023 at 9:25 PM
i may only have 8 followers here but at least 2 of them aren't my dad and my former youth pastor! thanks threads 🤢
July 13, 2023 at 10:48 PM
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Idk how blue sky works but here are some kittens
July 13, 2023 at 10:31 PM
me when i think about him as a candidate: 😘🥵😍😊🥰😁🥳

me when i think about him as my boss: 🫠😭😔🤬🫥🔪
July 13, 2023 at 10:31 PM
new week, new problem at twitter
when the fascist platform that charges $8/mo for engagement is down again
July 12, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS

Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
July 12, 2023 at 2:14 PM
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Oompa Loompa doompity-do
You are in breach of section 72
July 11, 2023 at 10:18 PM
one of the things that bothers me about my job is when the candidate(s) want something, it has to be done NOW or it's the "highest priority." then when it's actually done and ready to review ... nowhere to be seen, not helpful at all, etc.
just demanding things with no follow through
July 11, 2023 at 11:49 PM
knees weak balls are sweaty
July 10, 2023 at 5:11 AM
gonna need to remind the candidates i'm PART TIME if i have another day like today. this is why 7 candidates with 3 staffers m spread across them was never going to work
July 6, 2023 at 11:29 PM
threads kinda sucks right now but i fear it'll eat bluesky if it doesn't move out of invite only beta very soon
July 6, 2023 at 4:59 PM
article on Zaslav (and how shitty he is) that got taken down within minutes of being posted to GQ
https://archive.ph/2023.07.03-160323/https://www.gq.com/story/david-zaslav-warner-bros-discovery-ceo-tcm-max
Just a moment...
archive.ph
July 4, 2023 at 11:08 PM
chilli + cheese = done
it’s 4th of july the only discourse that matters is how you construct the perfect hot dog. anything else and you should be put in the contraption
July 4, 2023 at 8:08 PM
hey fags! like to read? boy do we have something for you
July 4, 2023 at 4:51 PM