I said this about music festivals, but it's a pretty good metaphor for life "Once the X wears off, the mud dries and the music stops, the fun ends"

Jelly Roll is tonight at the Paycom. I'm not falling for that again. Last time, I paid $40 and there was no pastries at all, Just a fat guy with tattoos on his face who could really sing.

My friend said if OJ was alive, he would make him Head of Health and Human Services, I said "Wouldn't be the first time he's made the cut"

Welcome where the sky is blue, and I am too.
The election don't matter, and won't be able to afford to get fatter!!
I'll still be Gay, this might be the way,
and if it's not, Trump can still rot!!!