Sarah
@flowershopsarah.bsky.social
Professional floral wrangler, and aging gamer, who knows that Organ Trail was the real gateway drug. Into books, nature, and FOTS.
You want airline civility?! Then treat us as good as you did our grandparents. We are humans, not sardines.
November 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
You want airline civility?! Then treat us as good as you did our grandparents. We are humans, not sardines.
Give us back these seats and we would be much more civil.
November 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Give us back these seats and we would be much more civil.
There are 4 types of guys online - no exceptions.
November 19, 2025 at 10:13 PM
There are 4 types of guys online - no exceptions.
You finally did it… you made me find the image. Also…
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You finally did it… you made me find the image. Also…
I am convinced my guardian angel has this vibe. Sure they are here with me but… a little distracted with other “priorities”.
November 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I am convinced my guardian angel has this vibe. Sure they are here with me but… a little distracted with other “priorities”.
It’s computer paper… it’s scotch tape and computer paper.
November 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
It’s computer paper… it’s scotch tape and computer paper.
It’s computer paper… y’all… It’s computer paper. 🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It’s computer paper… y’all… It’s computer paper. 🤣🤣🤣
He will have his day. The bill always comes due.
October 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
He will have his day. The bill always comes due.
Don’t miss this part.
October 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Don’t miss this part.
Aaagh! I see why Ingrassia got the nomination. He’s part of their club.
October 21, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Aaagh! I see why Ingrassia got the nomination. He’s part of their club.
Wtf is this?!? Seriously? Can this be stopped?!
October 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Wtf is this?!? Seriously? Can this be stopped?!
Had to share. To complete a prompt in 52 Book Club Challenge, I listened to Richard Ayoade’s audiobook, “The Fairy Tale Fan Club.” It was unexpectedly hilarious. The voices, the adult humor, the goofiness … we are talking real LOLing. For 1 hour life was just silly. 10/10 recommend to everyone.
October 6, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Had to share. To complete a prompt in 52 Book Club Challenge, I listened to Richard Ayoade’s audiobook, “The Fairy Tale Fan Club.” It was unexpectedly hilarious. The voices, the adult humor, the goofiness … we are talking real LOLing. For 1 hour life was just silly. 10/10 recommend to everyone.
Omg, not Grimace. I expected this level of bulls**t from Officer Big Mac… but not our Grimace.
October 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Omg, not Grimace. I expected this level of bulls**t from Officer Big Mac… but not our Grimace.
Omg, he went full Sargent Schultz! Which makes sense, seeing how Jones also knows nothing. Maybe he will say the line for us.
September 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Omg, he went full Sargent Schultz! Which makes sense, seeing how Jones also knows nothing. Maybe he will say the line for us.
Hey Jake, where is this book at?! You want to do your job and address this?
September 15, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Hey Jake, where is this book at?! You want to do your job and address this?
We’ve always had males in cheerleading. Insecure men who are angry about these new cheerleaders really need to grow up. Not everything is about getting there di*ks hard.
August 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
We’ve always had males in cheerleading. Insecure men who are angry about these new cheerleaders really need to grow up. Not everything is about getting there di*ks hard.
I need the world to witness my Amelia’s impossibly tiny nose. Gaze upon her delicate salmon colored snoot that perfectly matches her blanket. That is my pinkie nail for comparison … it’s just so little. 🥰🥰🥰
August 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I need the world to witness my Amelia’s impossibly tiny nose. Gaze upon her delicate salmon colored snoot that perfectly matches her blanket. That is my pinkie nail for comparison … it’s just so little. 🥰🥰🥰
After a long day, I just wanted to cool down and plan my reading list… but this old boy is simultaneously blocking both things from happening. This is King level interruption. He has trained hard to be this quality of annoying.
August 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
After a long day, I just wanted to cool down and plan my reading list… but this old boy is simultaneously blocking both things from happening. This is King level interruption. He has trained hard to be this quality of annoying.
Has anyone created a Voods dressed as ghost Obi-Wan Kenobi?! I feel like that image will be used a bunch over the next decade.
August 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Has anyone created a Voods dressed as ghost Obi-Wan Kenobi?! I feel like that image will be used a bunch over the next decade.
This part. This part. This part.
August 5, 2025 at 11:05 PM
This part. This part. This part.
Good news, there is a simple test for this.
August 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Good news, there is a simple test for this.
Here it is so people can read it…
July 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Here it is so people can read it…
There are no words for how vile this is. No wonder they are teeing Trump up
for a medical departure.
for a medical departure.
July 17, 2025 at 11:42 PM
There are no words for how vile this is. No wonder they are teeing Trump up
for a medical departure.
for a medical departure.
Yep, she was hidding out in everybody’s group. If you didn’t clean house after election you… don’t you dare let her change her story now.
July 16, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Yep, she was hidding out in everybody’s group. If you didn’t clean house after election you… don’t you dare let her change her story now.