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SarJarMar
@flowerish.bsky.social
250 years old but thriving
Me and my ham bag against the world
August 14, 2025 at 12:39 PM
If I everrrrr get noticed for my music. Even a lick of fame. I’m making a girl group.
August 13, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Idk like the world is not ending yet right?
August 12, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Just steeped 1 1/4 cup of butter in chai to make a tray of spicy shortbread cookies and ate enough that I had to remind myself that this is mostly butter and one small little bit is 100 calories…
August 10, 2025 at 5:58 PM
My job dropped the worse news they could’ve and work suddenly is soooo depressing
July 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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“We’re All In This Together” by the ‘High School Musical’ cast has been certified Platinum in the US.
July 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Did wearing my big clogs out hurt my legs. I guess we will find out.
July 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Those transformers really be all cute and big. 🥀
July 11, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sorry for eating a whole bag of SunChips I forgot it was possible
July 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I’m really trying to do the math on if I can afford calling out of work today. I’m not really feeling in a working girl mood
July 8, 2025 at 8:21 AM
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we have officially reached the “i want to throw everything away and become a minimalist” phase of moving
June 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Spider update. I wish I could’ve saved her from my home but sadly RIP. You were bigger than my palm but I bet you had an even bigger heart…
June 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I took my eyes off the spider in so screwed
June 23, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Big spider on my ceiling big spider on my ceiling helplplplll
June 23, 2025 at 7:53 AM
I have now moved into my beautiful new home right next to the train tracks and down the street 50-100ft from a high school I don’t want to be close to cause if I do bad things being close to a school makes it worse legally!
June 2, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I ✨ threw up ✨ so hard on Friday that my voice is still partially gone ✨✨✨✨
May 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Something about me? Mayo is usually on my pizza
May 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I tried to do the goofy adult thing by taking a hit of whipped cream before leaving for work Why THE FUCK was there mold on the nozzle… I spit it out even tho the cream was okay cause that freaked me out toss the can and just ate some candy instead
May 23, 2025 at 10:24 AM
My stomach hurts so that means it’s time for…

CRYING 🎉🎉
May 22, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Someone was lined up to be my new roommate and they kept assuring me they were moving in only to back out when I’m 1 month out from needing a roommate or being homeless. Soooo toss a coin to your bitcher
April 28, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Joe needs to stop outing people he’s giving homophobia
April 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
You can’t watch movie with everyone. My friend was using their outside voice in a packed space!!!!!
April 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I literally cannot believe my one friend.
April 28, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Whenever I’m paying balatro and I reach ante 7 and fail I can’t bring myself to play after mourning those last 20minutes spent
April 22, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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When you’re at a party and start dissociating and picturing your own demise
April 16, 2025 at 12:48 AM