original flavor hilda
floridawoman.bsky.social
original flavor hilda
@floridawoman.bsky.social
travel agent for grippy sock vacations

fragrance, ttrpgs, poptimism, miscellaneous weeb posting, church posting
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the @floridawomanf.bsky.social account is impersonating me for some reason I don’t understand, if you have followed it please report and unfollow
this was my last post before taking a break and I like to think that he just Dark Souls-bossed JD Vance
a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase
Pope Francis is recovering well from pneumonia and a “new stage” in his pontificate is opening, two of his closest advisers say.
April 22, 2025 at 3:55 PM
if I had a PS5 I would be cancelling all my appointments today
April 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase
March 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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today in bleak futurism: until recently Spain was using an AI algorithm to predict whether or not women who had been beaten/otherwise abused by their partners were at risk of more abuse. if the algorithm deemed them safe, nothing happened. the unsurprising result:
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
An Algorithm Told Police She Was Safe. Then Her Husband Killed Her.
Spain has become reliant on an algorithm to score how likely a domestic violence victim may be abused again and what protection to provide — sometimes leading to fatal consequences.
www.nytimes.com
February 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
more like crazy. scary. spooky. HILARIOUS.
February 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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trads when smoking pipes: “We do not really want a religion that is right where we are right. What we want is a religion that is right where we are wrong.”

trads when the vicar of Christ smacks down their immigration policy: “Well he’s just a lib”
February 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
in retrospect I’m glad I decided not to put money on this after all
most of my feed is about the world burning down around us and I have the hottest of takes to fan the flames:

I don’t want to hear Not Like Us at the Super Bowl
February 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
the radio friendly version of Squabble Up is amazing, I’m dying
February 10, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I need to try being positive
A fun Sunday trend to hop on !

1 like = 1 thing I love
Seems like some good wholesome fun!

1 like = 1 thing I love
February 10, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I’m so angry we have a MAGA carpetbagger from Brooklyn comfortably seated in my district that I’m tempted to move to Lake City just to vote for her to balance him out

*please* send her money if you don’t live in her district, I would be so happy to have Matt Gaetz get replaced with a Democrat
This starts GayforCongress 2.0!

I am the Democratic nominee who ran against Matt Gaetz, and lost, on Nov. 5th, only for him to resign 9 days later so ethics investigation into sex crimes would go away or perhaps AG!

My focus remains the same-The people of FL's 1st.
Gayforcongress.com
Gay Valimont for Congress
Gayforcongress.com
February 9, 2025 at 7:43 PM
watch and he gets EGOT before Taylor or Ariana

youtube.com/shorts/wzCq6...
The Award For Kendrick no one is talking about with the Super Bowl
YouTube video by Josh Johnson
youtube.com
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
can’t figure out how to blur images on bsky the way you could on Twitter, it blocks the whole post instead

I wanted to share Firefly Wedding but needed to use the “ML proposes to FL while covered in blood” bit because it’s what sold me
February 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I have had some really fun random drive-throughs on my feed so maybe I’ll get one here:

if I’m a mid-fat and have a personal style preference that is minimalist with some edge, including minimalist natural makeup, is there anywhere I can go besides Universal Standard
February 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
hate to reinforce a stereotype but another brick in the wall for my Ben Shapiro is closeted theory
aw shoot I think that's Shapiro, right? who had the 20+ minute video critiquing Wicked the movie purely on how faithful it was to the show? (sorry I've seen Walsh IRL & the man is so miserable & joyless he couldn't even love Broadway)
February 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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My trolls have enlisted me into the Green Berets, the most elite fighting force in all the land. This was the last thing I ever wanted
February 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.
February 6, 2025 at 9:50 PM
most of my feed is about the world burning down around us and I have the hottest of takes to fan the flames:

I don’t want to hear Not Like Us at the Super Bowl
February 6, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’m music posting instead of politics posting because I can’t really do anything on a Sunday night
February 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
do we think I’m going to be salty about the Grammys like I was last year

if I gambled I would probably get really good odds on the AI Beatles for record of the year, I’m feeling that one even though I hate it
February 2, 2025 at 10:44 PM
it’s always two dumb bitches telling each other “exaaaaaactly”
genuinely baffling to me that you can talk to any “anti-woke” person and not understand their goals. how can you be tricked by them! genuinely mind boggling, average american brain
February 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
this is who I’m going to tell my kids Drizzy was
all hail the drizz
January 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
how many people on AO3 are spending their time on Chinese wizards smooching when their pen is made for so much more

how many great artists are stuck doing furry commissions for four figures because of how little we value visual arts
it's unfortunate how much talent over the centuries has been wasted in the service of Horny
January 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Any Senator who votes for RFK Jr., Tulsi Gabbard, or Kash Patel are betraying their oath of office to serve their constituents and uphold the Constitution. Full stop.
January 29, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Hey Siri

how do I start a coup against my subreddit mods
January 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM