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florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

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aspiring renaissance man by day, pirate pervert by night.

they/he (/she if you're normal about it). edizzy main. dead dove ahoy. no minors.

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florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

lesbians? hand feeding? mommy kink? stede being sexually menaced? the author not-so-subtly working through their own food issues? this fic truly has it all! archiveofourown.org/works/73049416

please read this LOL i've been chopping away at this for a whole month now

dining is pageantry
florence_after_midnight
Summary:
Stede is invited to a dinner party with her mysterious benefactor Ben Hornigold. Soon, she discovers that the rules of polite society don't quite apply here...

Ben leans closer to Stede, a conspiratorial smile on her face. “You’ll have to forgive Jack. She can be a little overeager sometimes. Like an excited puppy. No matter how many times I tell her to wait, she simply gets too excited and forgets all about her patience.”
“Hey,” Jack grumbles. “I can still hear you.”
“I know, love.” Ben is now so close that her lips nearly brush the shell of Stede’s ear, warm breath creeping over Stede’s skin as she speaks. “But can you fault her for getting a little carried away when you look good enough to eat?”

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
F/F
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationships:
Stede Bonnet/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Stede Bonnet/Benjamin Hornigold, Benjamin Hornigold/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Stede Bonnet/Benjamin Hornigold/"Calico" Jack Rackham
Characters:
Stede Bonnet, Benjamin Hornigold, "Calico" Jack Rackham
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Rule 63, Female Stede Bonnet, Female "Calico" Jack Rackham, Female Benjamin Hornigold, okay so now how the hell do i tag this, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Food Porn, Food Kink, Food Sex, sploshing, Mildly Dubious Consent, Age Difference, stede and jack are around 30, ben is canon-aged, mild coercion, Sub Stede Bonnet, Dom Benjamin Hornigold, Creepy Benjamin Hornigold, Dom/sub Undertones, Groping, Mommy Kink, Wet & Messy, Hand Feeding, Threesome - F/F/F, established ben/jack, Oblivious Stede Bonnet, POV Stede Bonnet, food fight (sexual), Oral Sex, Cunnilingus, no beta we die like my respect for djenks after the s2 finale, Not Beta Read, grad student stede bonnet

November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

3.25⭐

i'm so sad i didn't love this book but it was just doing too much. feels like the author tried to smush every gothic horror trope ever into one single book and it just ended up being confusing and ineffective. still, the ideas at the bottom of it are great & i rlly liked the characters.

November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

4.5⭐

i am not easily scared by books, but this one TERRIFIED me. the cold and the dark and the isolation... jesus christ. could've done without the multiple uses of a slur but other than that, i adored everything about this book. recommending it specifically for the terror people...

Michelle Paver "Dark Matter. A Ghost Story"

November 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

3.5⭐

fun, fast paced, and very to the point, flew through it in two days. there are some attempts to explore family relationships and generational trauma, but they stay very superficial. i didn't love the ending, bu toverall, i still had a good time with this.

Oyinkan Braithwaite "My Sister, the Serial Killer"

November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

4.5⭐

shirley jackson has never let me down. this was soooo good. merricat's narration was super fun to read, and it felt like such a classic in the sense that after reading it, a lot of weaker horror novels i've read make more sense.

Shirley Jackson "We Have Always Lived in the Castle"

November 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

real ones remember poppy seeds. everyone else has 8 chapters of evil ed/hornigold porn to catch up on, i guess. here's a new chapter. promise i won't make you wait 1.5 years for the next one :)
archiveofourown.org/works/563779...

poppy seeds
florence_after_midnight
Summary:
“That’s what I thought. Boys like you, boys who are destined for greatness—they require a lot of special care and attention so they can grow into powerful men.”
Hornigold hooks his finger into the collar of Ed’s shirt and pulls. Ed wishes he didn’t.
“It’s awfully hot in here, isn’t it, darling? Wouldn’t it be more comfortable if we took this off?”

Edward wakes in his Captain's bed and soon finds himself tangled between promises of glory and the smoke of a strange drug that seems to dull his senses.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Rape/Non-Con
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationships:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Benjamin Hornigold, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & "Calico" Jack Rackham, Blackbeard | Edward Teach & Israel Hands,
Characters:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Benjamin Hornigold, Israel Hands, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Anne Bonny, Mary Read
Additional Tags:
Drug Use, Non-Consensual Drug Use, Drug Addiction, Rape/Non-con Elements, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Male Character, Trans Male Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Age Difference, Manipulation, Opium, Crying, Vaginal Sex, Pet Names, no beta we die like... my respect for djenks after the s2 finale, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Gaslighting, Nightmares, Trauma, Rape Aftermath, Bruises, Vaginal Fingering, Blow Jobs, Vomiting, Grooming, Feminization, Misgendering, threat of pregnancy & abortion, Cunnilingus, Forced Orgasm
Language:English
Collections:Hornigold Week 2024

November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

happy HSG monday, i suppose :) @lovedhands.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/74354521

fountain of youth
defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Summary:
“Hello,” Ed purrs.

“Just let me have a piss first,” Izzy pleads.

“Absolutely the fuck not,” Ed declares, and it sounds final.

After Elizabeth leaves the house, Ed corners Izzy.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationship:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel Hands
Characters:
Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Mother Teach (Our Flag Means Death)
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Age Difference, Young Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Step-Parent Israel Hands, Pseudo-Incest, Sexual Tension, Footsie, Mild CBT, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Prostate Dildo, Strap-Ons, Top Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Bottom Israel Hands, Omorashi, Watersports, Bed-Wetting, Master/Pet, Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Sub Israel Hands, Anal Sex, Face-Sitting, Cunnilingus, Piss Drinking
Language: English
Series:← Previous Work Part 8 of the heart-shaped glasses literary universe

November 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

ayyy what's up, @lovedhands.bsky.social and i have cooked once again :)

archiveofourown.org/works/74017676

gentle gardenia
defiledbeautifulthing, florence_after_midnight
Summary:
“I’m stuck,” Stede repeats a little louder, squirming a little to make his point obvious even if Ben can’t understand his words.

Nothing. Stede feels a lump in his throat like a stone. He’s frustrated. He wants to get out so he can go potty and lie down with Ben!

“Please,” he says, his voice wobbly. Tears spring to his eyes, hot and stinging. “Please pull me out.”

While wandering around on the ship in the dead of night, Stede's curiosity gets the better of him.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
Underage Sex
Categories:
M/MMulti
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationships:
Stede Bonnet/Benjamin Hornigold, Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/"Calico" Jack Rackham, Stede Bonnet/"Calico" Jack Rackham,Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands
Characters:
Stede Bonnet, Benjamin Hornigold, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Israel Hands
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Pre-Canon, Young Stede Bonnet, Extremely Underage, Kabeshiri | Stuck in a Wall, Omorashi, Watersports, Urination, Molestation, Trans Stede Bonnet, Vaginal Fingering, PIV Sex, Top Benjamin Hornigold, Bottom Stede Bonnet, Top "Calico" Jack Rackham, Pissing Inside Someone, Top Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Top Israel Hands, Trans Israel Hands, Cunnilingus, Co-Written, POV Stede Bonnet, Creampie

November 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

one of those days where i'd rather talk about writing than actually write. drop me a number in the comments :>

November 10, 2025 at 10:48 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

was feeling generous on this sunday afternoon, so here's a new bite-sized little podfic for you :)

stizzy, omorashi, face-sitting, 5:46: archiveofourown.org/works/73561606

or read the original work here: archiveofourown.org/works/46341565

hold my breath and let it bury me
florence_after_midnight
Summary:
tweetfic, written for the prompt: stede/izzy + canon verse + omorashi + facesitting.

Stede wraps an arm around Izzy’s thigh. “Come here. You can be on top and show me how you like it.”

He rolls over onto his back, and Izzy follows, because what else would he do? Stede directs him, so that his cunt is over Stede’s mouth again, and wastes no time before getting right back to those long, flat-tongued licks he knows will drive Izzy wild.

And sure enough, Izzy moans, low and throaty, and falls forwards until he’s on his hands and knees above Stede. Like this, the pressure in his bladder feels fucking intense, and every movement is on the edge of making him spill over.

November 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

here's a creepy little horror fic. while we were working on our RBB fic, @hyaha-ha-ha.bsky.social got me into Magnus Archives, and we've been planning a crossover fic ever since. Here it is! With two pieces of art by Hyaha & words by me :)

archiveofourown.org/works/72593586

Art by Hyaha of Ed's view looking into the kitchen. Izzy is standing with his back to the viewer at a kitchen counter. In front of him is a cutting board with some tomatoes, a kettle, and a tall shelf full of dishes, cookbooks and other kitchen items. His head is turned sharply to the left, and he's staring blankly out of the window. On the windowsill are a vase of yellow chrysanthemums. Behind his back, dinner burns on a gas stove, wafts of white smoke filling the kitchen. The room looks cosy and homely, filled with many knickknacks, but the light is green and eerie.

October 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

well well well this graphic goes wonderfully with what @lovedhands.bsky.social and i prepared for today’s #ofmdkinktober25 prompt :3

archiveofourown.org/works/73225346

we’ve been sitting on this one for more than a month, PLEASE give it a shot!!!

birdwatching
florence_after_midnight, lovedhands
Summary:
"Tell me, what do you see?" Izzy asks. Stede's mouth dries up.
"Um... just trees," Stede lies, though it's so obviously not true that he cringes at his attempt to lie to Izzy.
"Trees, eh?" Izzy's voice is closer now. Stede's heart pounds.
Then, out of nowhere,
Izzy's hand bullies its way down Stede's trousers, his fingers trailing between Stede's dewy folds.
"Trees get you this wet?"
While birdwatching, Stede sees a whole lot more than he bargained
for.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories:
M/M, F/F
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationships:
Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Blackbeard | Edward
Teach/"Calico" Jack Rackham Characters:
Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, "Calico" Jack Rackham, Blackbeard | Edward Teach
Additional Tags:
Trans Female Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans Blackbeard | Edward Teach, Trans "Calico" Jack Rackham, Trans Female "Calico" Jack Rackham, Trans Stede Bonnet, Trans Israel Hands, Birds, Bird Watching, Voyeurism, Accidental Voyeurism, Omorashi, Watersports, Anal Fingering, muffing, Blow Jobs, T4T Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, t4t, Light Dom/sub

October 29, 2025 at 8:16 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

on this high protocol day of #ofmdkinktober25 @lovedhands.bsky.social and i have prepared a little treat :)

archiveofourown.org/works/73096751

shining star florence_after_midnight, lovedhands
Summary:
Izzy hums. "You remember what we said about serving the drinks?
In what order you were meant to serve us?"
Suddenly, there it is, clear as day in Stede's head.
"Clockwise, starting from your seat," he mumbles, ashamed at only remembering it now.
Izzy nods. "And in what order did you serve them?"
"Counterclockwise," Stede whispers.
At a high protocol party, Stede falls out of line.

Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Our Flag Means Death (TV)
Relationships:
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet/Israel Hands, Stede Bonnet/"Calico" Jack Rackham Characters:
Stede Bonnet, Israel Hands, Blackbeard I Edward Teach, Anne Bonny, Mary Read (d.
1721), Fang (Our Flag Means Death), "Calico"
Jack Rackham
Additional Tags:
POV Stede Bonnet, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sub Stede Bonnet, Dom Israel Hands, Dom Blackbeard | Edward Teach, high protocol, Young Stede Bonnet, Stede Bonnet Wears Lingerie, Lingerie, Omorashi, Caning, Bondage, Rope Bondage, Accidents, Watersports, pee drinking, (done by one Calico Jack Rackham, Object Insertion, Knifeplay, (not the business end), PIV Sex, Top "Calico" Jack Rackham, Bottom Stede Bonnet, Nipple Play, BDSM

October 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

4⭐️

quick fun bite-sized read. the pacing worked well for me, the characters not so much, but it still worked. finally a mystery novel where the characters catch up to revelations at the same time as the reader!

October 26, 2025 at 9:47 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

3.5⭐️

i’m torn. the writing is stunning and i’m aching to read more from this author but idgaf about the story. elio is so fucking annoying and a lot of my reading experience was just me going “shut the fuck up youre 17”. their stay in rome was super fun but the rest was kind of eh.

October 26, 2025 at 9:45 PM

florence, con o'neill's feisty wife

@florenceafter12.bsky.social

4⭐️

I was kind of underwhelmed tbh. It feels very prescient, and the image of our future painted here is terrifying. I don’t think I understood or cared for the Earthseed stuff, and I also didn’t like how conveniently a lot of stuff just worked out, but other than that, a really good book.