Devin started playing a choir cover of I Touch Myself in the car and said “one time I heard a male cover of this song and it made me unbelievably angry” she’s so real for that

my wife @kornluver96.bsky.social made me a plate of fruit out of the kindness of her heart unprompted, I am SO SPOILED!!!!!! SO CARED FOR!!!!!!!

the absolute worst part about this app is that I haven’t curated my algorithm enough so it keeps trying to show me the most annoying liberal tweets of all time thinking that I am one :///

i’m at that age where I legit wish I had little lights on the corners of my glasses bc I struggle to see in the dark soooooo bad (especially when i’m trying to read) 😔

Sending boobie pics to my queer besties is as close as I will get to heaven actually

What up Bluesky I wish I was being TOUCHED by my BOYFRIEND right now