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groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social
remember when this was ironic
December 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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ssmanque.bsky.social
Letterman (tapping notecard on desk): laBOOboos, Paul, you heard of these? Laaa BOOboos.
Shaffer: (leads band in five second snippet of Outkast’s “Roses”)
jfruh.bsky.social Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 2d
retreating to my mind palace and serenely imagining johnny carson saying "labubu"
December 5, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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richterscale.bsky.social
penguin classics cover for the magician's nephew by CS Lewis, but the cover image is george michael bluth
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
penguin classics cover for The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath, but the cover image is a glass jar full of goddamn jinglebells
December 4, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover of Patriot Games by Tom Clancy. Cover image is the outside of a huddle among players of the New England Patriots American football team
October 18, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover of It by Stephen King. cover image is Michael Palin with long unkempt hair and beard as the "it's" man from the opening of many Flying Circus episodes
October 18, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover of Howards End by E.M. Forster. cover image is Howard Stern dressed as Fartman for the Mideo Music Awards, in a gold lame ensemble with his asscheeks hanging out
October 18, 2024 at 3:04 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover for We Need to Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver. Cover image is the McAlister parents from Home Alone, looking concerned
October 18, 2024 at 1:27 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover for The House of the Spirits by Isabel Allende. cover image is a small liquor store from the outside
October 18, 2024 at 1:17 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover of The Call of the Wild by Jack London. cover image is a Maurice Sendak illustration of Max from Where the Wild Things Are, calling out as the wild rumpus starts
October 18, 2024 at 12:25 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover of A Good Man is Hard to Find and other Stories by Flannery O'Connor. cover image is a page of Where's Waldo (on the beach)
October 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover of A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens. cover image is a screenshot of Carol Burnett decked out in a "merry christmas" red white and green apron for a Christmas episode. She is yelling angrily.
October 17, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin classics cover of Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice. cover image is Peter Thiel giving an intervew
October 17, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin classics cover of Catch-22 by Joseph Heller. cover image is a photo of Jason Heyward, wearing #22 for the Astros, making a sliding catch
October 17, 2024 at 4:55 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
Penguin Classics cover of The BFG by Roald Dahl. Cover image is a screenshot of the classic computer game Doom--the equipped weapon is the BFG-9000, shooting a demon or something
October 17, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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richterscale.bsky.social
penguin classics cover for extremely loud and incredibly close by jonathan safran foer, but the cover image is the "girl shouting at boy" meme
December 4, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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theoscargoff.bsky.social
Saw this and momentarily thought Rachel Brosnahan had gotten engaged to Ernie.
Instagram post of Rachel Brosnahan and Ernie from Sesame Street. Brosnahan is wiping a tear from her eye, but it looks like she’s doing the “look at my engagement ring” pose
December 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
(committing crimes with full confidence that the already decaying geriatric president who repeatedly screws his own people over will be alive in three years and ready to pardon me)
cjlemire.com CJ Lemire @cjlemire.com · 9d
SecDef* Hegseth might want to give some thought as to whether President Pudding-for-brains will have enough mental acuity left to remember to pardon him before the circus leaves town. I'm just saying.

*see also: Gulf of Mexico
November 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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ityslmemes.com
thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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josephscrimshaw.bsky.social
Extremely cruel to make Mario chase power-up stars he can never catch
The Mario float surges toward two large yellow stars he can never catch
November 27, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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leavittalone.bsky.social
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
NBC's broadcast of the Macy's parade has superimposed the word "FOREIGNER" over the balloon of Mario.
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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unavaleable.bsky.social
Computer, Milano, skateboard sized
unavaleable.bsky.social Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 14d
Computer, 15 feet of spaghetti, single strand, lukewarm
November 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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bbolander.bsky.social
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM