Wes Streeting whenever Zohran Mamdani mentions trans people: *sound of birdsong, a passenger plane flies overhead, a tattered St George's cross flaps pathetically in the wind*

I am seated af. I could win the world record for gasping after listening to it for the first time at the gym.

James is better. I don't think Lovecraft being a lumpy bore who lacks a real knack for turns of phrase is a hot take quite so much.

Just inadvertently body MR James in the process, why don't you?