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Honestly, Alastor deserves to be a little evil after everything he went through in season 2. As a treat, you know.

#hazbinhotel #hazbinalastor
November 22, 2025 at 7:51 AM
#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelspoilers

VILLAIN ALASTOR I repeat VILLAIN ALASTOR
November 22, 2025 at 7:50 AM
It's the exact same thing with Pilot!Lucifer, actually, how he was meant to be stricter or cooler. Pilot!Lucifer doesn't exist. It's a painting! He was just painted taller.

#lucifermorningstar #hazbinlucifer
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
All these people keep saying how Lucifer's gotten more stupid since season 1. Well, have you considered he was the same amount of stupid - he just didn't have the chance to showcase it as much?

#hazbinlucifer #lucifermorningstar
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Like, please show me sloppy. I want him to show me sloppy. I want him to fuck me up.

#hazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar
November 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Also another note, because I can't seem to emphasize this enough, Lucifer's so seething hot. Like, I never thought I would be into stupid men. I never was into stupid men. He changed my entire type.

#hazbinlucifer #lucifermorningstar
November 19, 2025 at 8:42 PM
On another note, can we talk about the fact Alastor now knows Lucifer can't hurt him, and is staying at the hotel? Because I feel like that's... not really gonna end well.

#hazbinhotelseason2 #hazbinhotelspoilers
November 19, 2025 at 8:39 PM
There are no PG rated ways to describe the things I would let this man do to me.

#lucifermorningstar #hazbinlucifer
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Unpopular opinion: Vox Populi is the best song of Hazbin Hotel, including, but not limited to Lucifer's intro. Christian Borle slayed the finale, and the ENTIRE. THING. IS. GOOD.

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotels2
November 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Jeremy Jordan did amazing, by the way. The whole scene with Vaggie is... mwah! Chef's kiss. He looks so adorable 😭😭😭😭

#hazbinhotel #hazbinlucifer
November 12, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Seriously, though. If anything episode 5 and 6 accomplished in showing is that Charlie actually, genuinely needs Alastor - in the sense that the guy has his wits about him, as opposite to Lucifer doing whatever he feels like doing, basically. I can't wait to see how his plan works!

#hazbinhotel
November 12, 2025 at 10:02 AM
He did NOT kick TV head's ass
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
NOOOOO MY HUSBANDDD 😭😭😭😭
November 12, 2025 at 10:00 AM
4 minute Lucifer and Vox duet 👀

#hazbinvox #hazbinlucifer
November 11, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I can't wait to see my husband kick TV head's ass tomorrow
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Can someone make a GIF of Lucifer doing the fake yawn thing? I'm literally begging here.

#hazbinhotel #hazbinlucifer
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I have listened to the Don't You Forget Reprise 30 times yesterday. Its values haven't diminished.

#hazbinhotel #dontyouforgethazbin
November 7, 2025 at 3:21 PM
My apologies for the rambling, I am exhausted
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
My hypothesis is that Lucifer's hot, and I will maintain it until disproven, because unlike Baxter, I am not a good scientist
November 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
But seriously, the only way the show could deal with Lu being utterly overpowered is if he literally misses out on everything. The side plot could be him calling Lilith 600 times while everyone else is singing and crying and fighting. Unbothered king.

#hazbinhotel #hazbinhotelpredictions
November 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He could turn into a whale and splash Vox's screen. That's it. The attempt at world donination is over.
November 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Aside from the sword scene. I'm not ready for the sword scene. No one is ready for the sword scene.
November 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
While Charlie's literally panicking. The plot of season 2 is everything going up in flames while Lucifer sits in the lobby, and the post-credit scene is him going: “wait, what did I miss?”

#hazbinhotel #hazbinlucifer
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
He doesn't even watch TV. He'll probably be like: “where's that annoying deer, again? Eh, might have went out to make a friend with a skunk.” Again, he like, canonically watched Bambi. It's on his mug. While Alastor probably has no idea.

#hazbinhotelseason2
November 6, 2025 at 7:43 PM
We should probably address that Lucifer was to blame for everything that happened in episode 4. Like, my man can't help but be an iconic failure. Has been accidentally ruining everything since 4000 bc.

#hazbinhotel #hazbinlucifer
November 6, 2025 at 7:40 PM