fleetwoodmatty.bsky.social
@fleetwoodmatty.bsky.social
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Slowly getting bigger?
Might start a lighter cut during the summer?
We'll see what I decide!

For now, I'm working out when I can, and listening to the beaches on repeat til the sun comes back out 😌🏖🎵
May 30, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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“After an exhaustive search,
Springfield has found its
monorail conductor: Homer Simpson.”
December 7, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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April 24, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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"Have you found a picture yet?"

"Not one that I want the public to see."
April 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
On Wednesdays, we wear pink.
🩷
March 19, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Bart's teacher is named Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall.
February 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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"Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?"

"That's because you were drunk!"

"And how."
February 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🎵 Gimme, gimme, gimme, a pizza and burgerrrrs.
(Won't somebody help me chase these cravings away?) 🎵
February 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Neglecting to clean my mirror, and rather, focusing on growing my man titties.
January 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Really felt those biceps today.
Keeping that progress going 💪
January 21, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Rewarding my arms workout with a protein shake and by gaming with da boyz ❤️🙏
January 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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"All right, brain. It's all up to you.
If you don't think of what it is, we'll lose Marge forever."

*Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.
Eat the pudding. Eat the pudding.*

"Okay, but then we gotta get to work."
January 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Was really feeling leg day yesterday
January 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
New speedos = good day
January 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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"We need some more secret sauce,
put this mayonnaise in the sun.”
December 15, 2024 at 12:10 AM
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“Dad, I’ll trade you this delicious doorstop
for your crummy old danish.”

"Done, and done.
D-OHHH!"
December 15, 2024 at 1:00 PM