Hobbes
@flawedfacade.blacksky.app
nap champion. playstation connoisseur. extra tall corporate barbie. my alter ego was here.
📍DC
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I love that we’ve all decided the season is NOW! 🙂↕️
October 30, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I love that we’ve all decided the season is NOW! 🙂↕️
@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social sister, has the book club read this one yet?
October 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social sister, has the book club read this one yet?
TAKE HER TO THE GUCCI STO!
October 27, 2025 at 11:12 PM
TAKE HER TO THE GUCCI STO!
Going solo camping was one of the most peaceful experiences of my life tbh. Their loss!
October 11, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Going solo camping was one of the most peaceful experiences of my life tbh. Their loss!
…that is a shopping cart.
THIS is a shopping basket:
THIS is a shopping basket:
October 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
…that is a shopping cart.
THIS is a shopping basket:
THIS is a shopping basket:
This prompted me to go see how many books I’ve read this year and it’s more than I thought! They hate to see us coming 🙂↕️
October 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
This prompted me to go see how many books I’ve read this year and it’s more than I thought! They hate to see us coming 🙂↕️
Team Limitless, baby! Let’s get it! #FitnessSky
Word to @thedigitalempress.bsky.social for putting me on! (I can’t feel my legssss 😩)
Word to @thedigitalempress.bsky.social for putting me on! (I can’t feel my legssss 😩)
October 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Team Limitless, baby! Let’s get it! #FitnessSky
Word to @thedigitalempress.bsky.social for putting me on! (I can’t feel my legssss 😩)
Word to @thedigitalempress.bsky.social for putting me on! (I can’t feel my legssss 😩)
I’m in the market for a new boo once more. Extra extra read all about it!
September 30, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I’m in the market for a new boo once more. Extra extra read all about it!
Vacation Hobbes checking in! Spa day 🧖🏽♀️
September 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Vacation Hobbes checking in! Spa day 🧖🏽♀️
Smells like money in here!
September 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Smells like money in here!
I love a good ratio for a bad take!
September 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I love a good ratio for a bad take!
Spooky season byke!!
September 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Spooky season byke!!
Suspect was seen leaving the 87th Street Whole Foods. Spent an excessive amount of time in the produce section. Exclaimed “they’re out of thyme!” No one laughed.
September 16, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Suspect was seen leaving the 87th Street Whole Foods. Spent an excessive amount of time in the produce section. Exclaimed “they’re out of thyme!” No one laughed.
Forgot to update. $200 for the full wrap. Took 5 hours. Crazy work for a random walk-in tattoo. Shoutout to Emmanuel at Ah Puck Coyoacan 😌
September 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Forgot to update. $200 for the full wrap. Took 5 hours. Crazy work for a random walk-in tattoo. Shoutout to Emmanuel at Ah Puck Coyoacan 😌
Real cat dadding!! I’m surprised she doesn’t have the usual tortie tude and is instead a contributing member of the household lolol. This is August, she’s as loud as they say tabbies are. I also have another tabby named Tiger. He, too, be yelling. Nobody helps me around here 😭
September 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Real cat dadding!! I’m surprised she doesn’t have the usual tortie tude and is instead a contributing member of the household lolol. This is August, she’s as loud as they say tabbies are. I also have another tabby named Tiger. He, too, be yelling. Nobody helps me around here 😭
Good morning from Mexico City ☺️
September 1, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Good morning from Mexico City ☺️