Madeline
@flaviadeluce.bsky.social
Why do I have emails from multiple companies saying their Black Friday sale is ending soon? Thanksgiving isn't even for 12 more days
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Why do I have emails from multiple companies saying their Black Friday sale is ending soon? Thanksgiving isn't even for 12 more days
Stop saying he isn't going to leave. Stop normalizing that thought. It's 3+ years away, repeating it now just makes people accept it as inevitable when it ISN'T
October 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Stop saying he isn't going to leave. Stop normalizing that thought. It's 3+ years away, repeating it now just makes people accept it as inevitable when it ISN'T
Love when the first question in the exam room is "And what brings you in today?" as if I'm not only here because you told me I had to come to get any of my meds refilled
August 14, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Love when the first question in the exam room is "And what brings you in today?" as if I'm not only here because you told me I had to come to get any of my meds refilled
Will I ever sleep again? The answer may surprise you. News at 11
July 17, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Will I ever sleep again? The answer may surprise you. News at 11
Not me blasting Reputation for the first time in 5+ years
May 30, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Not me blasting Reputation for the first time in 5+ years
Today the sleep doctor asked if I ever experience daytime sleepiness and I told him I could literally lie down any second of any day and take a nap and he was like "hm ok well I can increase your maximum pressure from 15 to 17" 🤷🏼♀️
April 2, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Today the sleep doctor asked if I ever experience daytime sleepiness and I told him I could literally lie down any second of any day and take a nap and he was like "hm ok well I can increase your maximum pressure from 15 to 17" 🤷🏼♀️
Max asked me what words end in -od and the only two I could think of at the time were mood and iditarod
March 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Max asked me what words end in -od and the only two I could think of at the time were mood and iditarod
The sunrise is pretty and all but I would rather have not already been awake for 2 hours today
March 27, 2025 at 11:50 AM
The sunrise is pretty and all but I would rather have not already been awake for 2 hours today
What the fuck even is this show
March 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What the fuck even is this show
I don't want to hear about wait times for medical care in countries with socialized medicine when in the good old US of A I tried to schedule an appointment on March 4 and the earliest I could get is August 27th and not even at my preferred location
March 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I don't want to hear about wait times for medical care in countries with socialized medicine when in the good old US of A I tried to schedule an appointment on March 4 and the earliest I could get is August 27th and not even at my preferred location
I need to stay up 2 more hours to pump before bed but honestly I'm so tired. I think I'll just read myself to sleep and pump whenever I wake up leaking everywhere.
February 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
I need to stay up 2 more hours to pump before bed but honestly I'm so tired. I think I'll just read myself to sleep and pump whenever I wake up leaking everywhere.
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I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
I think I'm in love with Chappell Roan
February 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I think I'm in love with Chappell Roan
Max and I finished Matilda last night so I put on the movie for him just now and it's rated PG-13??
January 13, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Max and I finished Matilda last night so I put on the movie for him just now and it's rated PG-13??
I've long suspected my Stanley might be a fake because it's never kept things cold as long as it should. Today I noticed this 😂
January 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I've long suspected my Stanley might be a fake because it's never kept things cold as long as it should. Today I noticed this 😂
What's the angle here? What's the scam? Even in the comments they don't seem to be trying to sell anything. 2 similar (clearly AI generated from the same prompt) posts from 2 different people in a local mom group.
December 18, 2024 at 7:36 PM
What's the angle here? What's the scam? Even in the comments they don't seem to be trying to sell anything. 2 similar (clearly AI generated from the same prompt) posts from 2 different people in a local mom group.
They sure have, book about changing times published in 2003 sent home from school with my kid in 2024.
December 14, 2024 at 12:33 AM
They sure have, book about changing times published in 2003 sent home from school with my kid in 2024.
Bold of my smart watch to tell me "it's time to be more active!" when all I've done for the last hour is play with the baby, take her milestone pictures, get her down for a nap, and do my hair and makeup for work all before I've even had coffee
December 6, 2024 at 3:03 PM
Bold of my smart watch to tell me "it's time to be more active!" when all I've done for the last hour is play with the baby, take her milestone pictures, get her down for a nap, and do my hair and makeup for work all before I've even had coffee
I just really don't need every company I've ever interacted with telling me Happy Thanksgiving via email
November 28, 2024 at 3:37 PM
I just really don't need every company I've ever interacted with telling me Happy Thanksgiving via email
Halle fuckin lujah
November 21, 2024 at 6:25 PM
Halle fuckin lujah