Pretty and petite
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Pretty and petite
@flashy-fine.bsky.social
Can’t see without my glasses. #leogang. 216.
I would’ve blocked him after the first goodmorning
So, I exchanged numbers with a man from church. He’s stared at me for a long time and I guess just got the courage to ask for my #. I only know his name. He calls only when I’m at work and unable to talk. When I call back after work, no answer. He also texts like this:
May 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Did y’all know Cracker Barrel serves mimosas now?
May 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
He was so cool
🗣In this life, I strive for improvement, be your own guide, follow your own movement....

Remembering Heavy D on his birthday (May 24, 1967 – November 8, 2011) 💙🕊
May 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I got my tickets already!
Patti LaBelle is 81 and currently on tour with Gladys Knight and Chaka Khan and Stephanie Mills. 81!
Patti took us over the rainbow 🌈 🙌🏾

Happy 81st Birthday, Patti LaBelle 🎉🎈🎂
May 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Yes. Overdue for another one.
Have yall ever been on a baecation before??
May 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Remembering the legendary Tina Turner...

(November 26, 1939 – May 24, 2023)💙🕊️
May 24, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Pulling into Cracker Barrel as we speak
I need y’all’s input: Cracker Barrel or IHOP?
May 24, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Go Crazy (remix)
Drug Dealers Anonymous
So Appalled
Question: what’s a Jay Z feature verse that you love?

Asking because while I think Ludacris is a good rapper who left his best verses on features, I’m thinking Jay may be the opposite: a great rapper who left his worst verses on features. Currently trying to disprove the Jay part of the theory.
April 25, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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The plans the WH is considering are not those seen in other high-income countries that aim to facilitate work & childrearing. They are not investing in childcare infrastructure or paid parental leave programs.

They want to return to a time when women were dependent on men.

Pronatalism is sexist.
Shutting down Head Start might seem at odds with the administration's pronatalist aims. But they're actually closely aligned. Because moms who can't find/afford childcare often end up leaving the workforce. And once they're home full-time, it often seems reasonable to have more kids.
April 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
It’s crazy that I see this as she’s playing
ladies & gents, saints and aints, gaydies, theydies, I pray your listening ears are graced with Miss Alex Isley today! 😍
April 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Sounds like he voted for Trump so he doesn’t get one drop of sympathy from me
A New Hampshire real estate attorney and American citizen returning home from Canada says he was detained at the border without an explanation and "treated like a criminal."
April 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My favorite episode lol
Happy Birthday, Martin Lawrence 🎉🎊🎂

This scene will forever send me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
April 16, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Of course he’s a real man. I don’t give a damn about a man knowing how to drive a stick shift.
I had a conversation with a couple of women last night that made me want to ask this to y’all. Ladies, do you feel like a man isn’t a real man if he doesn’t know how to drive stick shift?
April 15, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I love a good salad bar.
April 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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We're fucked but I'm just gonna go through life pretending we aren't cause there is nothing I can do about it unless I wake up with superpowers soon
April 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
A Mint Condition kind of morning
April 15, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Sister Act 2
without saying the color purple, fav whoopi goldberg film?
April 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Attacking Black joy is straight out of the white supremicist playbook. Dismantling oppression and racism and the systemic structures that uphold them is right there. But Boots On The Ground is a bridge too far.
And people need to stop making disengaging cool! Especially Black people. It's not cool you're partying & line dancing totalitarianism away. Being more vulnerable means act more, not less. It's not about shouldering white people's burdens, it's being part of the motion that transforms your world.
People need to stop trying to make disengaging into some strategic move. You didn't figure out how an administration is trying to trick you into protesting. You're just saying you don't want to take a specific action. There's a difference, and they'll move their agenda forward with or without you.
April 11, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Oh wow
CAPTAIN LELAND STOTTLEMEYER???????
April 10, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Pythagoras 😂😂😂😂
April 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Why the fuck would you do this??
Substack deep dive into the song.
February 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Anytime I hit a good patch in life
February 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
When I’m mad at my husband, I use his government name. That’s how he knows he’s in the dog house.
Call a woman you’re locked in with by her first name once you’ve started calling her baby, babe, bae, mama(s) or any other term of endearment and watch she act like you just flat out cussed her out 😭😭😭
February 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Banana pudding is outta here
January 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM