I’m begging

I suppossseee a spirited literary discussion might help me interpret the allegories she’s been sending me lately 💝

this is why my will include very specific instructions as to what trinkets and fine garments I shall be buried with

Have you considered Stevie sings in harmonies too otherworldly and ethereal for the human ear? My cat is so old, he just told me he taught Galadriel how to sing.

I’ve solved for this by having a translucent shower curtain but obviously still a beast lurks in the laundry room basement (very scary past 9 pm)

A polar bear who just went to the salon?

I’m preparing an ode to the tiny bathtub, can I perform it at the next book club meeting?

ship of Theseus but it’s the water in my tea kettle

plz I am begging you I need sunshine

EXCUSE ME HER NAME IS HESTER