He/Him | Parody | MV/MS | Layout by soph | written by izzy!!
"Oh, I know! He makes it ridiculously easy to tease him."
"Oh, I know! He makes it ridiculously easy to tease him."
He gave Klavier's shoulder a reassuring squeeze.
"You're welcome. And hey, my door is always open to you. Just don't distract Apollo too much, yeah?"
He winked at him.
He gave Klavier's shoulder a reassuring squeeze.
"You're welcome. And hey, my door is always open to you. Just don't distract Apollo too much, yeah?"
He winked at him.
"You weren't his only victim, so I can sympathize. I know it's different for you because you're his brother."
He gently set a hand on Klavier's shoulder.
"But I don't blame you for a second."
"You weren't his only victim, so I can sympathize. I know it's different for you because you're his brother."
He gently set a hand on Klavier's shoulder.
"But I don't blame you for a second."
"You were a kid. One who probably didn't think Kristoph had any ulterior motives. It wouldn't be fair to be mad at you over that."
"You were a kid. One who probably didn't think Kristoph had any ulterior motives. It wouldn't be fair to be mad at you over that."
Phoenix gently patted Klavier's shoulder.
"You've got good people around you."
Phoenix gently patted Klavier's shoulder.
"You've got good people around you."
"Yeah, I guess so. As long as you're happy, yeah?"
"Yeah, I guess so. As long as you're happy, yeah?"
"Gross. Hate that. I'm sorry, Klav."
"Gross. Hate that. I'm sorry, Klav."
Phoenix shoved his hand in his pocket while he waited for their food.
Phoenix shoved his hand in his pocket while he waited for their food.
Phoenix stood back to wait for their food.
Phoenix stood back to wait for their food.
"One of these days I'll buy you lunch."
"One of these days I'll buy you lunch."
Phoenix followed Miles's gaze.
"Oh! I don't think I've tried that one before. Let's do it!"
Phoenix followed Miles's gaze.
"Oh! I don't think I've tried that one before. Let's do it!"
Once they arrived at the food trucks Phoenix looked around to see his options.
"Hm. . . What're you in the mood for?"
Once they arrived at the food trucks Phoenix looked around to see his options.
"Hm. . . What're you in the mood for?"
"Can't let your subordinates get bored, now can we? They might start bugging you more."
"Can't let your subordinates get bored, now can we? They might start bugging you more."
"Yeah! We've been getting a lot of clients lately, so we're always busy. In face I've kinda been looking into taking on a paralegal to offload some of the work."
At Miles's next question he laughed.
"No, no. Knock on wood, they've all been pretty standard. Actually, Apollo and —
"Yeah! We've been getting a lot of clients lately, so we're always busy. In face I've kinda been looking into taking on a paralegal to offload some of the work."
At Miles's next question he laughed.
"No, no. Knock on wood, they've all been pretty standard. Actually, Apollo and —
"Yeah? They've definitely gotten a lot better lately. They come by the office sometimes, and I'll usually treat the kids with lunch when they do. They deserve it for all the hard work."
"Yeah? They've definitely gotten a lot better lately. They come by the office sometimes, and I'll usually treat the kids with lunch when they do. They deserve it for all the hard work."
He gestured for Miles to walk ahead of him.
"Lead the way, Edgeworth."
He gestured for Miles to walk ahead of him.
"Lead the way, Edgeworth."
Phoenix put a hand over his heart.
"Yeah, I wouldn't mind lunch. What were you thinking?"
Phoenix put a hand over his heart.
"Yeah, I wouldn't mind lunch. What were you thinking?"
He chuckled.
"But now you're dealing with your favorite grating attorney! That's gotta be something, right?"
He chuckled.
"But now you're dealing with your favorite grating attorney! That's gotta be something, right?"
"Yeesh. Sounds boring. Glad it's you and not me."
He chuckled.
"I hope it went well, though?"
"Yeesh. Sounds boring. Glad it's you and not me."
He chuckled.
"I hope it went well, though?"