if Sagrada Familia completes next year I vote we collectively decide that this is the world's new most famous unfinished building

I'm minded to think that the fact that historians are writers makes them likely to overrate The Power of Stories as a pat explanation for events

Have to say that, for a mascot, Haydon is doing a pretty good job of looking solemn and contemplative

Oh, we can't have James Bond star in this one? Here comes Jiddy Bond with his new girlfriend, Jixie, to take on Bucanneer "Blowfish" Blofeld on his pirate hideaway.

In fact, why stop there? Bring back Pierce Brosnan as an aged former James Bond who sits in a rocking chair and talks about FPS games.

There are only so many vaporwave albums in need of covers

You know you're 100% getting Wizard Whitebeard out of this one

Famously* something similar is the reason "Rockstar" got to #1.

*lie

"A rushed game is forever bad, but a delayed game is really boring" - Tony Pomfret

hang it it in the Lo— Nintendo Museum

No, fair play to them, they've gone beyond my expectations here.