FKFTSH
@fkftsh.bsky.social
28 | disabled nonbinary trans butch | white (literal russian bot) | she / they / it | just here to shitpost
AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE POSTER IS IN YOUR WALLS AGAIN
AMERICA'S LEAST FAVORITE POSTER IS IN YOUR WALLS AGAIN
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Y'all can follow me on Mastodon at fuckaas.space/@fuckfetish btw since this site is known for its vigorous persecution of Good Posters
dudes rock
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 8:41 PM
dudes rock
After the nuclear holocaust of 2037, society will be destroyed. The remnants of humanity will align themselves to several factions based on their opinions on the 2024 US presidential election, which they will spend the rest of their lives relitigating, often resulting in bloody skirmishes.
December 2, 2025 at 7:51 PM
After the nuclear holocaust of 2037, society will be destroyed. The remnants of humanity will align themselves to several factions based on their opinions on the 2024 US presidential election, which they will spend the rest of their lives relitigating, often resulting in bloody skirmishes.
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Communism has killed every person to ever live
December 2, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Communism has killed every person to ever live
This is how Homestuck 2 begins
the year is 3000 bce and you're in europe. your name is yakub, a renown scientist, and it's your time to shine
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is how Homestuck 2 begins
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Love how @itsmeio.bsky.social got her account booted after a Nazi targeted her yesterday
December 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Love how @itsmeio.bsky.social got her account booted after a Nazi targeted her yesterday
wait so y'all AREN'T going to bed in your jeans??
December 2, 2025 at 8:56 AM
wait so y'all AREN'T going to bed in your jeans??
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ok it is actually legitimately funny that in defense of waymo someone just started listing off everyone they personally knew who had run over a cat like do your friends know you post about them like that
December 2, 2025 at 6:05 AM
ok it is actually legitimately funny that in defense of waymo someone just started listing off everyone they personally knew who had run over a cat like do your friends know you post about them like that
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I'll never forget someone on this site going off about how posting a joke "is not an invitation to riff," and it's like...I'm sorry, if you'd like a set with no interaction, feel free to sign up for your local open mic night or at least disable comments.
December 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I'll never forget someone on this site going off about how posting a joke "is not an invitation to riff," and it's like...I'm sorry, if you'd like a set with no interaction, feel free to sign up for your local open mic night or at least disable comments.
with all the posts like "stop trying to be funny in response to joke posts" and "don't offer dissenting opinions when i post about my opinions" i have to wonder if some of y'all wouldn't just be better off running blogs
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
with all the posts like "stop trying to be funny in response to joke posts" and "don't offer dissenting opinions when i post about my opinions" i have to wonder if some of y'all wouldn't just be better off running blogs
I set my microwave to 99:99 and just let it slowly inch closer to 0 every time I microwave something before I finally start the whole process all over again
Autism diagnosis quiz where the first question is "do you try to open the microwave at 1 second because you hate the beep" and if you say yes it just skips the rest of the quiz and says yeah
December 2, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I set my microwave to 99:99 and just let it slowly inch closer to 0 every time I microwave something before I finally start the whole process all over again
cis people are spiritually off-white
December 2, 2025 at 4:41 AM
cis people are spiritually off-white
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Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
December 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Either you understand that there is an organized campaign to push trans people out of public life with the explicit end goal of "morally mandating us out of existence" that is backed by some of the wealthiest individuals to have ever lived, or you're simply not equipped to grasp what's happening.
that's what she said
and if you wanna say im super autistic you could say "there is big autism on me"
OK i have explained before how in irish to say I'm sad you say there is sadness on me
well I am pleased to share that to say I'm autistic you would also say "there is autism on me"
well I am pleased to share that to say I'm autistic you would also say "there is autism on me"
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
that's what she said
Me and my partner were literally watching Walking With Dinosaurs last night and he brought up that EXACT factoid
you know that whole "the time from the t-rex to now is smaller than the time between the t-rex and the stegosaurus" structure, for comparing two durations?
i wish we had better language technology for that. first of all a name or something.
the sincemirror?
i wish we had better language technology for that. first of all a name or something.
the sincemirror?
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me and my partner were literally watching Walking With Dinosaurs last night and he brought up that EXACT factoid
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There are more disabled people who are pretending to be healthy so that you don’t judge us or think us incapable than there are healthy people pretending to be disabled. If you find yourself questioning whether someone is really disabled, you’re doing the work of the oppressor. #disability
December 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
There are more disabled people who are pretending to be healthy so that you don’t judge us or think us incapable than there are healthy people pretending to be disabled. If you find yourself questioning whether someone is really disabled, you’re doing the work of the oppressor. #disability
fr though imagine my surprise when i decided to check out this skibidi toilet shit and, lo and behold, it was just gmod memes from the late 2000s
I heard folks taking like "you've gotta check out this 'slurmcore' stuff, the videos are so surreal, there's definitely something wrong with the Gen Z kids", and then I looked it up and it's literally identical to the shitty animutations I was watching on Flash portals in 2001.
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
fr though imagine my surprise when i decided to check out this skibidi toilet shit and, lo and behold, it was just gmod memes from the late 2000s
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i remember seeing some people claim that jadzia dax's actor couldn't act which is why she just acted smug all the time and i can't unsee it now
very fun character but she really is just *always* snarky / smug, isn't she?
very fun character but she really is just *always* snarky / smug, isn't she?
December 2, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i remember seeing some people claim that jadzia dax's actor couldn't act which is why she just acted smug all the time and i can't unsee it now
very fun character but she really is just *always* snarky / smug, isn't she?
very fun character but she really is just *always* snarky / smug, isn't she?
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yesterday my gf straight up told me, "it's so cool that now you're able to go out, socialize & have friends, things you used to only do in Persona games"
& I don't think I've ever been this badly burnt before
& I don't think I've ever been this badly burnt before
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
yesterday my gf straight up told me, "it's so cool that now you're able to go out, socialize & have friends, things you used to only do in Persona games"
& I don't think I've ever been this badly burnt before
& I don't think I've ever been this badly burnt before
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What if your electric razor and can opener were evil and also the novelty 18 wheeler done up to look like a goblin, and also AC/DC was there
Stephen King bravely asked, “What if a dog was evil?” “What if a car was evil?” “What if an antique shop was evil?”
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
What if your electric razor and can opener were evil and also the novelty 18 wheeler done up to look like a goblin, and also AC/DC was there
white privilege is literally not having to own a comb because your hair is so thin and smooth and so rarely tangles
December 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
white privilege is literally not having to own a comb because your hair is so thin and smooth and so rarely tangles
The two types of posters are angry and horny. All posters fall into these two categories.
the two poster genders are "eating mayonnaise is fascist and mayonnaise eaters must be put down for the good of society" and "i'm clipping my toenails i am such a NAUGHTY girl i am so slutty and fuckable you should breed me while i suck on my nail clippers"
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The two types of posters are angry and horny. All posters fall into these two categories.
the two poster genders are "eating mayonnaise is fascist and mayonnaise eaters must be put down for the good of society" and "i'm clipping my toenails i am such a NAUGHTY girl i am so slutty and fuckable you should breed me while i suck on my nail clippers"
December 1, 2025 at 11:40 PM
the two poster genders are "eating mayonnaise is fascist and mayonnaise eaters must be put down for the good of society" and "i'm clipping my toenails i am such a NAUGHTY girl i am so slutty and fuckable you should breed me while i suck on my nail clippers"
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who would want to do more reading than absolutely necessary if reading and thinking and analyzing is actually exhausting?
Oh, and while I’m here showing off my deep wounds due to institutional failure: difficulty reading is a sign of both executive dysfunction and emotional dysregulation AND it is a symptom of long COVID, so every incredulous thread about the Youths not wanting to read makes me want to scream.
December 1, 2025 at 11:19 PM
who would want to do more reading than absolutely necessary if reading and thinking and analyzing is actually exhausting?