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perpetually tired
"Have you kids seen my elbows? Are they under here, maybe?"
November 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
"Have you kids seen my elbows? Are they under here, maybe?"
Give this a read.
November 3, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Give this a read.
“CBC employees frantically running around inside the building waving their arms over their heads”
I’ll take “Propaganda Shit That Totally For Sure Happened” for $800, Alex.
I’ll take “Propaganda Shit That Totally For Sure Happened” for $800, Alex.
October 27, 2025 at 7:27 PM
“CBC employees frantically running around inside the building waving their arms over their heads”
I’ll take “Propaganda Shit That Totally For Sure Happened” for $800, Alex.
I’ll take “Propaganda Shit That Totally For Sure Happened” for $800, Alex.
Recently? It was yesterday afternoon.
October 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Recently? It was yesterday afternoon.
Heads up, Centretown… we might have some fascists doing a photo op.
October 26, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Heads up, Centretown… we might have some fascists doing a photo op.
One of his campaign promises was to plant one million trees over his first term in office. How many has his government planted?
Why is this new partnership happening now, a year from the emd of his term?
Why didn’t it happen once he became mayor?
Why is this new partnership happening now, a year from the emd of his term?
Why didn’t it happen once he became mayor?
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
One of his campaign promises was to plant one million trees over his first term in office. How many has his government planted?
Why is this new partnership happening now, a year from the emd of his term?
Why didn’t it happen once he became mayor?
Why is this new partnership happening now, a year from the emd of his term?
Why didn’t it happen once he became mayor?
After Lich and Barber were sentenced, Pierre Poilievre said that they had been protesting the use of the Emergencies Act, and that's what the Crown went after them for.
October 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
After Lich and Barber were sentenced, Pierre Poilievre said that they had been protesting the use of the Emergencies Act, and that's what the Crown went after them for.
An OPS cruiser drove right past these two bike lane blockers, because of course it did.
October 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
An OPS cruiser drove right past these two bike lane blockers, because of course it did.
Apparently PP thinks this is what some Canadian cities look like:
October 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Apparently PP thinks this is what some Canadian cities look like:
Considering how effective ASE is at reducing the speeds of motorists, it still baffles me that the most densely populated ward (the ward that had the highest percentage of cyclists and pedestrians, btw) still doesn’t have a single speed camera.
Why?
Why?
October 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Considering how effective ASE is at reducing the speeds of motorists, it still baffles me that the most densely populated ward (the ward that had the highest percentage of cyclists and pedestrians, btw) still doesn’t have a single speed camera.
Why?
Why?
Neither; how often are the diplomats of authoritarians granted any amount of agency or leeway? He's a mouthpiece and nothing more.
September 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Neither; how often are the diplomats of authoritarians granted any amount of agency or leeway? He's a mouthpiece and nothing more.
That shit is the best because those LED "no turn" lights finally get to do their jobs.
September 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
That shit is the best because those LED "no turn" lights finally get to do their jobs.
Maybe he should have a talk with his caucus about what they can do to de-escalate the situation.
He might want to start with Andrew Scheer.
He might want to start with Andrew Scheer.
September 12, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Maybe he should have a talk with his caucus about what they can do to de-escalate the situation.
He might want to start with Andrew Scheer.
He might want to start with Andrew Scheer.
From the FB page of one of the people pictured in the original post. His account says he's in Ottawa, by the way. You might want to take a look into him.
September 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
From the FB page of one of the people pictured in the original post. His account says he's in Ottawa, by the way. You might want to take a look into him.
From the Washington Post:
September 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
From the Washington Post:
He got radicalized by Laura Loomer, who took this tweet down today for some odd reason.
September 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
He got radicalized by Laura Loomer, who took this tweet down today for some odd reason.
It might as well read:
"If you agree with everything I say, I want to hear from you. If you don't, kindly fuck off."
"If you agree with everything I say, I want to hear from you. If you don't, kindly fuck off."
September 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It might as well read:
"If you agree with everything I say, I want to hear from you. If you don't, kindly fuck off."
"If you agree with everything I say, I want to hear from you. If you don't, kindly fuck off."
Gore Vidal fan? 🤔
September 3, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Gore Vidal fan? 🤔
"attacking fascism", eh? 🤔
August 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"attacking fascism", eh? 🤔
Queers 4 Palestine were protesting Capital Pride's underhanded behaviour and their year-over-year flip-flop on solidarity with Gaza just as much as they were protesting what's happening in Gaza.
August 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Queers 4 Palestine were protesting Capital Pride's underhanded behaviour and their year-over-year flip-flop on solidarity with Gaza just as much as they were protesting what's happening in Gaza.
My guess would have been "about to star in a reboot of The Odd Couple with Roy".
August 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
My guess would have been "about to star in a reboot of The Odd Couple with Roy".
Ottawans: this is the company that co-sponsored Sutcliffe’s BBQ in Barrhaven this weekend.
August 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ottawans: this is the company that co-sponsored Sutcliffe’s BBQ in Barrhaven this weekend.
Something like this, I hope.
Autowa sux!
Autowa sux!
August 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Something like this, I hope.
Autowa sux!
Autowa sux!