It weren't like this in my day.

In advance of a live appearance this evening in Bethnal Green (tickets here: backyardcomedyclub.co.uk/event/link/?...) I am reminded of another speaking engagement a few years ago:

Dishing the dirt. On myself.
#Fiveankles #PrincessAnne #Football

2. Sent off playing for Leyton Orient for “unsporting behaviour” after insisting on playing the second half under one of those golfing umbrella hats. Because it was drizzling and I’d just had my barnet done.

The Premier League is back!
Liverpool will concede.
Bournemouth are the wasps in the picnic basket of football.
Plus, why I hate Rod f@$%ing Wallace. . .

Ian's take on Juventus being in the Oval Office as President Trump talks about the possibility of bombing Iran.

An important announcement ahead of the Europa League Final. . .

“Liverpool’s title win completes Premier League Fibonacci sequence”. . .bloody hell, football analysis has come a long way since Andy Townsend’s Tactic Truck, where he’d sit in a car park and bark his appreciation of professional fouls.

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Popped my cherry with Denise back in the early 90s round the back of the Bromley FC burger van. This is where I come when I’m feeling nostalgic.
#BROMLEYvGRIMSBY

Bournemouth’s Andoni Iraola does a great job: encouraging direct, attacking football, having a team be solid at the back, and playing a no-good double-crosser in Raiders Of The Lost Ark.
#ManyTalents

Nottingham Forest riding high, I've got "I Will Survive" on the record player, I'm watching "Dukes Of Hazard" on the youtube, it's like I'm 8 years old all over again.
(I would have got my cardboard Death Star out, but Denise sat on it mid-Zumba).