Financial stability? Never heard of her.

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5. This guy also gave it 0.5 stars, because he thinks that Arrianna(?)'s voice was squeaky and annoying, (tell me you've never seen a production of 'Wicked' before without telling me you've never seen a production of 'Wicked' before).

4. This guy has clearly not seen the movie, but he's giving in 0.5 stars anyway, because fuck those lefty feminists, amiright?

3. This lady LOVED the movie. But she's giving it 1 star, because the pre-movie event with Amazon Prime didn't have any merch.

2. Next up is this guy, who gave it 2 stars. He felt the movie was good overall, but wasn't realistic enough. My favourite line is "The places in the movie did not seem like places I could actually go to".

1. This is our first lady. She liked Wicked's story, but couldn't help but think the musical would have been improved if they only took out all the songs.

And now I just need to bide my time until Wicked is officially released on the 22nd. A fun exercise to do, (if you're waiting around, like me), is to go on Rotten Tomatoes and look at some of the negative reviews added by members of the public. They never fail to disappoint.