MajinBuukkake
@fistymcwristwatch.bsky.social
Wretched aging tall ass polyglot twink. I like chubby/fat guys and shitty old cars. Hmu, I pretty desperately need car friends. I'm don't actually like fisting, but no shame if you do. Don't follow or interact with me unless you're 18+
I might be able to pick you up.
November 13, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I might be able to pick you up.
My lovely children. They will change if you ask me again tomorrow.
November 6, 2025 at 12:13 AM
My lovely children. They will change if you ask me again tomorrow.
Dude, there is no way.
October 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Dude, there is no way.
Looks like it's doing better than my 90s Mercedes.
October 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Looks like it's doing better than my 90s Mercedes.
He was there for me when I needed him most. (Killing Zacians broken ass in gen 8)
October 13, 2025 at 1:26 PM
He was there for me when I needed him most. (Killing Zacians broken ass in gen 8)
Nah, they're called micro/pocket bullies. They look like this.
October 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Nah, they're called micro/pocket bullies. They look like this.
He's gone full Italian
September 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
He's gone full Italian
I've got that one covered, but if it were like 1998.
August 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I've got that one covered, but if it were like 1998.
Post a picture YOU took. No descriptions.
Let me try this shit again
Let me try this shit again
August 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Post a picture YOU took. No descriptions.
Let me try this shit again
Let me try this shit again
What the fuck did I do?
August 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
What the fuck did I do?
Post a picture YOU took. No descriptions
August 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Post a picture YOU took. No descriptions
I could aim my Hotwheels Radar Gun at your testicles next time you fuck someone.
August 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I could aim my Hotwheels Radar Gun at your testicles next time you fuck someone.
your last saved celebrity is your therapist. who is it?
She could fix me
She could fix me
August 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
your last saved celebrity is your therapist. who is it?
She could fix me
She could fix me
Autism is a spectrum
August 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Autism is a spectrum
My parents had an N64 as well.
July 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My parents had an N64 as well.
Maybe that's what I need to do.
July 10, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Maybe that's what I need to do.
Can't have shit.
July 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Can't have shit.
Yours is doing better than mine.
July 8, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Yours is doing better than mine.
Fortunately, I'm not using it as my daily driver. This is my daily. The E320 is not one of Mercedes best efforts. I'm trying to make it semi functional though.
June 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Fortunately, I'm not using it as my daily driver. This is my daily. The E320 is not one of Mercedes best efforts. I'm trying to make it semi functional though.
Gotta go with this one
June 29, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Gotta go with this one
Excellent time for stinging insects.
June 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Excellent time for stinging insects.
It's crazy that people think these are reliable.
June 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It's crazy that people think these are reliable.