Charles B
Charles B
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke

history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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If you’re a NT member it’s important you vote to keep out the right wingers.
There is a box you can tick to vote for the “recommended candidates”.
Please do this.
It's that moment again for National Trust members to vote to keep the entryists out.

Quick and easy to vote and please do so by 31st of October

Quick Vote link keeps the AstroTurfers out.

Then share. Thank you.

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October 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Felt coot. Might delete later.
October 24, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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My top suggestions of books to read this World Bread Day...

- The Focaccia in the Rye
- Yeast of Eden
- Flours for Algernon
- The Lion, the Witch and the Warburtons
- Pannetonement
- The Naan in the High Castle
- Leaven Las Vegas
- Pitta Rabbit
October 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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heeeeeeeeeeeeeehehehehehe
October 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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In an old ad for board game Scattergories in Spain a player was shown flouncing out while anothet said “OK, we’ll accept ‘octopus’ as a pet”.
“Aceptamos pulpo” has now entered the language in the meaning of “that’s a bit of a stretch but let’s go with it just for the sake of argument”.
October 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
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They say that some heavy metal music contains subliminal instructions - and it's true. For example, I just listened to Judas Priest and now I want to rob Halfords.
October 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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“My wife went to Riyadh to see an edgy comedian”
“Jimmy Carr?”
“No, she went of her own accord”
September 28, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Numerologists take note: tomorrow, 27th September 2025, is a square date in both US and Everywhere Else notation.

5205² = 27092025 and 3045² = 9272025

This is the last time this will happen for a thousand years!

(from @EdPeggJr on math-fun)
September 26, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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What type of dinosaur boasts about its academic qualifications?

A diplomadocus.
September 24, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan
September 17, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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OK, @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social, this is perfect…
September 6, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Who called it “becoming more conservative as you age” and not alt-rightzheimers
June 23, 2025 at 7:58 AM
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They thought AI would be able to replace astronaut jobs on the mission to Jupiter to investigate those monolith signals and look how that turned out
August 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Just used the last of the antiperspirant spray. Roll on tomorrow.
August 15, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Free series name: Starfleet Vets.

No not the military kind; Wildlife rescues on the USS Irwin or USS Herriot or something.
August 9, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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Artist depicts ‘The Pregnancy Test’, (from her late period).
August 8, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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My friend never knew the difference between 'infer' and 'imply' which was never a problem until he opened a club called Disco Implyno.
August 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".

(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)
August 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Please don't plug keyboards or other devices into random USB ports, ok?
July 29, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Then they came for the sarcastic people and I was like oh great that's exactly what we need right now well done to all concerned.
July 13, 2025 at 8:59 AM
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That reminds me, I found these British nachos 😀
July 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM