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Buckeyes fan.

Herb Jones enjoyer. In an abusive relationship with the Saints and Pelicans.

Wrote about the Pelicans for The Bird Writes a long, long time ago.
Pinned
*promote Jesus' radical ideology.

See: Sermon on the Mount (Matthew, Chapter 5)
DHS actions in New Orleans will diminish Dong Phuong King Cake availability.

Write the headline that will activate the masses.
December 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Welp!
Now Rice know what it feels like to be in an unexpected high speed collision.
December 8, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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December 8, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I didn't realize Boogie Cousins was a time traveler.
[sees elite athlete tear achilles tendon]

VAXXED???
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Counterpoint, even if you do have QB as the #1 need you look at this draft and pass.
#5 is a decent draft spot if they don't have the QB position as the #1 need to address in the draft…if Shough has shown enough to get a longer look next szn then pass rusher needs to be addressed w/that #5 pick
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Preseason polls are the most important thing in college football. Apparently.
No, the SEC just doesn't have a truckload of Purdues and Marylands and is a much harder league to make your way through right now. Especially for purposes of *this* argument, now that realignment bloat means no one is playing more than 1-2 of Indiana/Ohio State/Oregon
bsky.app/profile/fall...
Is this a bit lol
December 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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I keep coming back to this:

Notre Dame's two losses were by a combined four points. Their most recent loss was on September 14th.

Alabama lost by 21 yesterday.
December 7, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Good.

Alabama over Notre Dame was a travesty and the more pain the rest of the bowls and college football in general can feel because of ESPN the better.
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Tyler join Bluesky bsky.app/profile/denn...
🚨🚨🚨 Saints QB Tyler Shough is woke! He’s woke! 🚨🚨🚨
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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SHOUGH AND JIVE 2: ELETRIC BUGALOO!!!

24-17 SAINTS!
TYLER IS SHOUGHING AND JIVING FOR SIX
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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TYLER IS SHOUGHING AND JIVING FOR SIX
December 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I NEED New Mexico wearing the turquoise jerseys. Please. I beg you.
New Mexico vs Minnesota in the Rate Bowl.
December 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
So...Ohio State has a good chance of...the reward for being the #2 seed, a road playoff game in Dallas against Texas A&M?

Again, makes no sense.
December 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
A whole bunch of college football "journalists" and "experts" just want to cover names they've heard of. It's no different than their NBA coverage.

ESPN has become an absolute POX on sports coverage in general.
Are we really going after Tulane and James Madison on this?

THEY'RE THE PROBLEM?

lol
December 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Alabama over Notre Dame was a bad choice. Notre Dame has been great. They lost two very close games (to playoff teams!) in September.

Alabama's win over Georgia is getting too much credit. Their loss to Florida State isn't getting ENOUGH credit.

Giving Alabama another shot at Oklahoma is also bad.
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
ESPN is setting up two weeks of "was Alabama robbed" coverage.
The ESPN bracket prognosticators have Bama in (SEC propaganda.) The non-ESPN ones: MIA.
December 7, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I love that College Football 26 has the commentary line "Unless you have someone about to do their best Tom Brady impression down 28-3"

Because I'm over here CACKLING about the Falcons EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
a woman is screaming into a microphone in front of a sign that says united states .
ALT: a woman is screaming into a microphone in front of a sign that says united states .
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
1. Indiana
2. Ohio State
3. Georgia
4. Texas Tech

5/12: Oregon vs. James Madison
6/11: Ole Miss vs. Tulane
7/10: Texas A&M vs. Notre Dame
8/9: Oklahoma vs. Miami

If the committee has any sense that's the bracket. You can flip OSU and UGA if you want.

Assigning bowls might get tricky.
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Congratulations Indiana.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Yeah, Indiana is really freaking good.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This you?
December 7, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Or, don't lose to 5-7 Florida State.

Why is college football media so invested in 3 loss Alabama?
The selection committee is going to have to decide on Sunday whether or not it wants college football to continue to play conference championship games.

That's what's at stake. If you're knocked out of the field after playing in one, it's impossible to recover from that.
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 AM
This Dr. Pepper thing is so fucking dystopian. Late stage capitalism is the WORST.
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM