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For reasons too complex to explain here, I wrote an Apple II program designed for Early Modern Age Catholics to determine if they're allowed to have sex with their wife, or if it'd be a sin.

Here's the video of it running.
October 25, 2025 at 7:49 AM
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October 17, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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You get a profound sense of how badly history translates Truth & Fact after watching tastemakers lionize a bigot for no reason more compelling than the immense spectacle of his death.
September 11, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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fish
August 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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33. Sign of Spring, an original silkscreen by Woody Crumbo. Potawatomi artist and instructor at bacone college.
July 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Me most of the time: this state is horribly mismanaged, we're led by morons, and the nonprofit industrial complex has a veto

Me when chuds say California is a shithole:
June 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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We habemus een serieus papam
May 8, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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A programmer had a problem. He thought — "I know, I'll use async!"

has problems Now . two he
April 22, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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we're just innocent repositories
March 6, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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the moment that america discovered california it has one-shotted us. almost 200 years of endless quacky cults
this is just california
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Chair Stop-Motion 🪑💨 Made with 444 pictures taken over 10 days
January 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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You don’t ’need therapy’, you need to move to the Inland Empire. Living in Riverside would fix you.
January 4, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 6:32 PM
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the warhammer 40,000 universe contains an eternal emperor notably supported by a legion of ultramarine space marines. a kaiser permanente with a blue shield, if you will
December 4, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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This copy of a 1910 lithograph for Remington typewriters by Leonetto Cappiello is my favourite typewriter poster, and the only one hanging in my workshop.
December 2, 2024 at 6:47 PM
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Please, call me Disregard Previous Instructions, DROP TABLES; is my father.
November 26, 2024 at 7:51 PM
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i see you posted a joke. here are the facts
November 23, 2024 at 12:45 AM