Gumbo wolverine
@fireyfly.bsky.social
Cis het old lady, liberal as fuck, LGBT+ ally, Trekkie
Would someone please explain to the orange anus how percentages work?
November 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Would someone please explain to the orange anus how percentages work?
5 gallons - typo
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
5 gallons - typo
I used to make 4 gallons of seafood gumbo for Thanksgiving and invite all comers but I no longer have the stamina nor the funds to do that. So this year, we are just eating our normal fare and enjoying having some time off to enjoy ourselves and engage in our hobbies.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
I used to make 4 gallons of seafood gumbo for Thanksgiving and invite all comers but I no longer have the stamina nor the funds to do that. So this year, we are just eating our normal fare and enjoying having some time off to enjoy ourselves and engage in our hobbies.
Variety is good for your brain.
November 22, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Variety is good for your brain.
I would cry if I had to look at Trump naked too.
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I would cry if I had to look at Trump naked too.
He's definitely giving "Let them eat cake" vibes.
November 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
He's definitely giving "Let them eat cake" vibes.
Kimmel played TRUMP'S OWN FUCKING WORDS.
September 22, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Kimmel played TRUMP'S OWN FUCKING WORDS.
I would listen to Michael Dorn recite a phone book.
August 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I would listen to Michael Dorn recite a phone book.
Oh please let him be booted out of Congress and into jail.
August 9, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Oh please let him be booted out of Congress and into jail.
Can we stop giving cutesy names to concentration camps?
August 6, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Can we stop giving cutesy names to concentration camps?
So I'm not the only one getting "Let them eat cake" vibes.
August 1, 2025 at 4:43 PM
So I'm not the only one getting "Let them eat cake" vibes.
A true legend indeed.
July 23, 2025 at 1:04 PM
A true legend indeed.
Honestly, the fact that sports teams have owners gives me the ick.
July 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Honestly, the fact that sports teams have owners gives me the ick.
Orange anus
Jibbering shit gibbon
Turd flinging baboon 's ass her
Cheeto dusted fuck wit
Jibbering shit gibbon
Turd flinging baboon 's ass her
Cheeto dusted fuck wit
July 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Orange anus
Jibbering shit gibbon
Turd flinging baboon 's ass her
Cheeto dusted fuck wit
Jibbering shit gibbon
Turd flinging baboon 's ass her
Cheeto dusted fuck wit
Brother and first cousin may be the same person.
July 13, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Brother and first cousin may be the same person.
They have no good answer to that one. Just "mysterious ways" or some similar shit.
July 13, 2025 at 11:39 AM
They have no good answer to that one. Just "mysterious ways" or some similar shit.
Y'all are having a baby? Congratulations! DM me y'all's mailing address so I can send a gift!
July 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Y'all are having a baby? Congratulations! DM me y'all's mailing address so I can send a gift!
Not doing a wearable. My phone already collects and shares more personal data than I like.
July 8, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Not doing a wearable. My phone already collects and shares more personal data than I like.
Not interested in a wearable. My cell phone already tracks and broadcasts more information than I like.
July 4, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Not interested in a wearable. My cell phone already tracks and broadcasts more information than I like.