Finnegans Ache
@finnegansache.bsky.social
Creative hyphenate in Brooklyn who reads too many books and sifts through discount store items to find new sounds to record. Decent backgammon player. Friend to weirdos. Haters and MAGA types will be blocked.
Woody Allen "busting his ass" for Trump, it looks like. There are also emails I've found between Epstein and Soon-Yi.
November 14, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Woody Allen "busting his ass" for Trump, it looks like. There are also emails I've found between Epstein and Soon-Yi.
Who had surprise Clinton fellatio on their Epstein Files bingo card?
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Who had surprise Clinton fellatio on their Epstein Files bingo card?
I mean, this is clearly the fantasy of a closeted man who doesn't possess a lot of confidence. If he weren't so odious, I'd set him up with a bottom. (Damn you, Kenny! I looked.)
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I mean, this is clearly the fantasy of a closeted man who doesn't possess a lot of confidence. If he weren't so odious, I'd set him up with a bottom. (Damn you, Kenny! I looked.)
I'm not on the birdsite, but here's the burn. Joyce Carol Oates destroyed him. 🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I'm not on the birdsite, but here's the burn. Joyce Carol Oates destroyed him. 🤣🤣
To be clear, Schumer orchestrated the whole thing. According to Shaheen this morning, the eight Democrats kept him filled on.
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
To be clear, Schumer orchestrated the whole thing. According to Shaheen this morning, the eight Democrats kept him filled on.
Jeanne Shaheen appeared on FOX & FRIENDS (!) this morning and said that the eight Democrats were constantly in touch with Schumer. Do mot believe for a second that this was not orchestrated. What despicable bullshit to play with human lives like this! A stunning display of craven opportunism.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Jeanne Shaheen appeared on FOX & FRIENDS (!) this morning and said that the eight Democrats were constantly in touch with Schumer. Do mot believe for a second that this was not orchestrated. What despicable bullshit to play with human lives like this! A stunning display of craven opportunism.
The creepiest man on subway ads is starting to get a little desperate with the new slogans. 🤣🤣
November 9, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The creepiest man on subway ads is starting to get a little desperate with the new slogans. 🤣🤣
The mystery of the third track at Bedford-Nostrand solved!
So we came very close to a Bushwick shuttle line (in a 1930 plan!) that would have connected what is now the M with that track! The idea was to have a line run along Lafayette, then northeast up Stanhope. Instead the G took a turn up Marcy.
So we came very close to a Bushwick shuttle line (in a 1930 plan!) that would have connected what is now the M with that track! The idea was to have a line run along Lafayette, then northeast up Stanhope. Instead the G took a turn up Marcy.
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 PM
The mystery of the third track at Bedford-Nostrand solved!
So we came very close to a Bushwick shuttle line (in a 1930 plan!) that would have connected what is now the M with that track! The idea was to have a line run along Lafayette, then northeast up Stanhope. Instead the G took a turn up Marcy.
So we came very close to a Bushwick shuttle line (in a 1930 plan!) that would have connected what is now the M with that track! The idea was to have a line run along Lafayette, then northeast up Stanhope. Instead the G took a turn up Marcy.
ABRUPTLY BITE INTO MY JOHNSON: THE SELF-HATE THAT FUELED THE MOST HATED FILM CRTIC ON THE INTERNET (2033, running time, 93 minutes, featuring newinterviews with James Mangold, Godzilla ass experts, and cowboy hat psychologists.
Cc: @glennkenny.bsky.social (dammit I looked)
Cc: @glennkenny.bsky.social (dammit I looked)
November 7, 2025 at 5:57 AM
ABRUPTLY BITE INTO MY JOHNSON: THE SELF-HATE THAT FUELED THE MOST HATED FILM CRTIC ON THE INTERNET (2033, running time, 93 minutes, featuring newinterviews with James Mangold, Godzilla ass experts, and cowboy hat psychologists.
Cc: @glennkenny.bsky.social (dammit I looked)
Cc: @glennkenny.bsky.social (dammit I looked)
This photo from Andrew Harnik truly does say it all.
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This photo from Andrew Harnik truly does say it all.
Mass starvation is now officially a Republican position. Every MAGA meathead voted for the starvation of 42 million Americans. If you remain a registered Republican at this point, you are objectively a shitty human being.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mass starvation is now officially a Republican position. Every MAGA meathead voted for the starvation of 42 million Americans. If you remain a registered Republican at this point, you are objectively a shitty human being.
A fantastic photo of a very crowded Coney Island, back when the Parachute Jump was in operation. I would have loved to go for a spin on this.
November 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
A fantastic photo of a very crowded Coney Island, back when the Parachute Jump was in operation. I would have loved to go for a spin on this.
TikTok is the ICE of social media. Invented charges, no due process. No violations for months. They invented false CGVs against me when I criticized Trump and expressed antifascist sentiments. You build a following and one corrupt MAGA moderator takes you out. Never logging in there again.
November 3, 2025 at 2:38 PM
TikTok is the ICE of social media. Invented charges, no due process. No violations for months. They invented false CGVs against me when I criticized Trump and expressed antifascist sentiments. You build a following and one corrupt MAGA moderator takes you out. Never logging in there again.
The books I read in October
November 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The books I read in October
An incredible map of the old BMT system. Note that the Fulton Street line (A/C) was elevated before being demolished for the subway in 1940. Also, the Brighton Beach line (2/5) picked up with an el to the ocean. The Canarsie Line (L) also went to the ocean (now it's the B42 sadly).
November 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
An incredible map of the old BMT system. Note that the Fulton Street line (A/C) was elevated before being demolished for the subway in 1940. Also, the Brighton Beach line (2/5) picked up with an el to the ocean. The Canarsie Line (L) also went to the ocean (now it's the B42 sadly).
Happy Halloween. Had a lot of fun tonight. D
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Happy Halloween. Had a lot of fun tonight. D
Working on my Halloween costume.
October 31, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Working on my Halloween costume.
I'm sorry, but my brain is instantly imagining Erika Kirk as Barbara Stanwyck, Charlie Kirk as Fred MacMurray, and J.D. Vance as Ray Milland.
"Do I laugh now or wait till it gets funny?"
"Do I laugh now or wait till it gets funny?"
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I'm sorry, but my brain is instantly imagining Erika Kirk as Barbara Stanwyck, Charlie Kirk as Fred MacMurray, and J.D. Vance as Ray Milland.
"Do I laugh now or wait till it gets funny?"
"Do I laugh now or wait till it gets funny?"
I've never seen a more pretentious band announcement. Sorry. 🤣🤣
October 31, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I've never seen a more pretentious band announcement. Sorry. 🤣🤣
I voted, motherfuckers.
October 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I voted, motherfuckers.
The mother lode! I do love me some David McCullough. But his book on Brooklyn is hard to find. Well, guess who found it!
October 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The mother lode! I do love me some David McCullough. But his book on Brooklyn is hard to find. Well, guess who found it!
RIP June Lockhart
October 25, 2025 at 11:38 PM
RIP June Lockhart
Sorry, but I'm getting HUGE Fetterman vibes from this guy. This is the kind of phrasing that an abusive husband uses to persuade his wife to return to him. Graham Platner cannot be trusted
October 23, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Sorry, but I'm getting HUGE Fetterman vibes from this guy. This is the kind of phrasing that an abusive husband uses to persuade his wife to return to him. Graham Platner cannot be trusted
Alfred E Neuman may have had his origins in Brooklyn. Note the illustration on the building. ("It didn't hurt a bit.") This was on Flatbush, Lafayette, and Third. (I've attached a Google Maps view.) The building was torn down in 1920, but that illustration was close to the look decades later.
October 23, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Alfred E Neuman may have had his origins in Brooklyn. Note the illustration on the building. ("It didn't hurt a bit.") This was on Flatbush, Lafayette, and Third. (I've attached a Google Maps view.) The building was torn down in 1920, but that illustration was close to the look decades later.
New York for the win against ICE.
October 23, 2025 at 12:43 AM
New York for the win against ICE.