🐈 jess 🏴☠️🍾💋🌊
@finefabricfancy.bsky.social
I may not be landed gentry but I'm thrilled to be granted entry
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fuck all transphobes and fuck actors who choose to do work for Her franchises. you are helping to get her more money, which she will use to harm us. I don't care how much I have loved you for decades. you are dead to me.
October 16, 2025 at 11:16 PM
fuck all transphobes and fuck actors who choose to do work for Her franchises. you are helping to get her more money, which she will use to harm us. I don't care how much I have loved you for decades. you are dead to me.
edward teach doesn't know how to un-tense his body. why do his arms feel like that
October 8, 2025 at 10:26 PM
edward teach doesn't know how to un-tense his body. why do his arms feel like that
out here doing my best*
*rotting on the couch
*rotting on the couch
September 21, 2025 at 8:23 PM
out here doing my best*
*rotting on the couch
*rotting on the couch
mike mills are you free on thursday
August 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
mike mills are you free on thursday
if anyone is a member of the rhys darby faction discord could you kindly send me an invite please
August 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
if anyone is a member of the rhys darby faction discord could you kindly send me an invite please
my brain when I'm trying to sleep
here i am, being quiet. stop humming, be quiet. i'm being quiet. look at you being so quiet. yes, i am being SO quiet.... IT'S HAPPENING. OH, IT'S ALL GO. OH-HOO-HOO-HOOOO! FISHING IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW! FANG! FANG! FAAAANG!
August 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
my brain when I'm trying to sleep
my browser decided to take it upon itself to move 637 "inactive" tabs to a special section and then save them backwards from the order I had arranged them in and I don't think my browser understands that I was planning to read all 637 of those fics
July 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
my browser decided to take it upon itself to move 637 "inactive" tabs to a special section and then save them backwards from the order I had arranged them in and I don't think my browser understands that I was planning to read all 637 of those fics
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i say "don't debase yourself for a man who hasn't a single tureen on board" to myself at least once a day
July 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
i say "don't debase yourself for a man who hasn't a single tureen on board" to myself at least once a day
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signal boost pls? 🥹🫂
Hey crew, I know I've been offline for a lot of time but I need your help. My cat, Nina, swallowed a piece of silicone and I had to take her to the emergency vet and she needed an endoscopy. ANY help would be so so appreciated, I'm rly struggling.
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
ko-fi.com/deborahalves...
July 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
signal boost pls? 🥹🫂
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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
July 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off
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These lips have not separated since the Revenge sailed away from the inn
July 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
These lips have not separated since the Revenge sailed away from the inn
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what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS
July 15, 2025 at 5:03 PM
what if you kissed your CELEBRITY CRUSH and were about to escape PRISON to row to CHINA when the brother of your BULLY and man you kinda murdered AMBUSHES you but shoots himself in the EYEBALL and you're in your JAMMIES and your wife is fucking a guy called DOUG and you have an orange UP YOUR ASS
ed bought a lava lamp and some disco lights and is dressed in hot pink from head to toe dancing by himself in his living room
July 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
ed bought a lava lamp and some disco lights and is dressed in hot pink from head to toe dancing by himself in his living room
edward teach woke up this morning and immediately turned on The Night We Met by Lord Huron. he has been listening to it on repeat all day. this isn't about a specific heartbreak or anything. he's just fucking sad about so many things. he just feels a lot.
July 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
edward teach woke up this morning and immediately turned on The Night We Met by Lord Huron. he has been listening to it on repeat all day. this isn't about a specific heartbreak or anything. he's just fucking sad about so many things. he just feels a lot.
feeling like a million bucks 👍
July 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
feeling like a million bucks 👍
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this is the time for scifi fans to exercise the ultimate depth and breadth of their creativity
make them shut down the hotline
use all your best Borg jokes
make them shut down the hotline
use all your best Borg jokes
July 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
this is the time for scifi fans to exercise the ultimate depth and breadth of their creativity
make them shut down the hotline
use all your best Borg jokes
make them shut down the hotline
use all your best Borg jokes
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In the 1980s, a suitcase marked “private” was found in a barn near Oslo. Inside? Hundreds of playful, radical photos by the couple Marie Høeg and Bolette Berg — subversive visions of gender and sexuality in early 1900s Norway: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/berg-and-hoeg/
June 24, 2025 at 2:30 PM
In the 1980s, a suitcase marked “private” was found in a barn near Oslo. Inside? Hundreds of playful, radical photos by the couple Marie Høeg and Bolette Berg — subversive visions of gender and sexuality in early 1900s Norway: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/berg-and-hoeg/
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happy pride month. that’s right. july is pride month too. in fact it’s pride year, bitches. the pride will continue until rights improve.
July 1, 2025 at 4:51 AM
happy pride month. that’s right. july is pride month too. in fact it’s pride year, bitches. the pride will continue until rights improve.
open letter to my car:
dear car,
I know you hate me. I know you hate to drive more than 20 minutes at a time without dying. I know it's hard. I know baby I know. but maybe you could consider fixing yourself before October so that I could have an experience such as the one below. you have three mo
dear car,
I know you hate me. I know you hate to drive more than 20 minutes at a time without dying. I know it's hard. I know baby I know. but maybe you could consider fixing yourself before October so that I could have an experience such as the one below. you have three mo
rhys doing shows in st. louis, indianapolis, portland (wbk) and buffalo (go bills!!) in october/november!
rhysdarby.com/us-gigs/
rhysdarby.com/us-gigs/
US Gigs - Rhys Darby
US Gigs October 2-3 Helium Comedy Club St Louis, Missouri Tickets October 4 – 5Helium Comedy Club Indianapolis, Indiana Tickets October 9-11 Helium Comedy Club Portland, Oregon Tickets November 20 – 2...
rhysdarby.com
July 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
open letter to my car:
dear car,
I know you hate me. I know you hate to drive more than 20 minutes at a time without dying. I know it's hard. I know baby I know. but maybe you could consider fixing yourself before October so that I could have an experience such as the one below. you have three mo
dear car,
I know you hate me. I know you hate to drive more than 20 minutes at a time without dying. I know it's hard. I know baby I know. but maybe you could consider fixing yourself before October so that I could have an experience such as the one below. you have three mo
happy birthday Canada can I live in you
July 1, 2025 at 9:38 PM
happy birthday Canada can I live in you
so ready to have an exhausted queer as fuck July let's go
July 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
so ready to have an exhausted queer as fuck July let's go
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If your life is being ground up
in economic machinery and the burden of oppression is heavy
on your back, you hunger for liberation, and so do those
around you. Look for our brightly colored banners coming
up over the hill of the past and into your present.
in economic machinery and the burden of oppression is heavy
on your back, you hunger for liberation, and so do those
around you. Look for our brightly colored banners coming
up over the hill of the past and into your present.
June 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
If your life is being ground up
in economic machinery and the burden of oppression is heavy
on your back, you hunger for liberation, and so do those
around you. Look for our brightly colored banners coming
up over the hill of the past and into your present.
in economic machinery and the burden of oppression is heavy
on your back, you hunger for liberation, and so do those
around you. Look for our brightly colored banners coming
up over the hill of the past and into your present.