Dan Szematowicz
@finecorinthian.bsky.social
Co-Host, DEVIANT podcast
Founder, Cold Open Media
Former WBD, CNN, NPR, APM Marketplace
Sweatpants advocate
Founder, Cold Open Media
Former WBD, CNN, NPR, APM Marketplace
Sweatpants advocate
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Peace Prize
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest Peace Prize
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Who were the runners-up for the FIFA Peace Prize? They must have been disappointed to have come up just a bit short. Best of luck to them for next year's award.
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Who were the runners-up for the FIFA Peace Prize? They must have been disappointed to have come up just a bit short. Best of luck to them for next year's award.
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what if we met at the Popeyes x Tim Horton’s collab in Madrid
November 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
what if we met at the Popeyes x Tim Horton’s collab in Madrid
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Sea levels are rising because the dudes in dresses are too hot
Hegseth: "No more dudes in dresses. No more climate change worship ... we are done with that shit."
September 30, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Sea levels are rising because the dudes in dresses are too hot
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RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
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when an SEC game cuts to shots of the crowd:
September 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
when an SEC game cuts to shots of the crowd:
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Chicago friends, binge watching the George Lucas Talk Show has been responsible for about 60% of my biggest laughs this year. Go to it!
Do you live in Chicago or know someone who does? or live in the midwest in general?
GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is coming November 23! come hang out, have some cool guests being lined up!
tickets.thedentheatre.com/event/the-ge...
GEORGE LUCAS TALK SHOW is coming November 23! come hang out, have some cool guests being lined up!
tickets.thedentheatre.com/event/the-ge...
tickets.thedentheatre.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Chicago friends, binge watching the George Lucas Talk Show has been responsible for about 60% of my biggest laughs this year. Go to it!
in fairness, how could the Bears possibly have known that they’d need a field ready for tonight?
September 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
in fairness, how could the Bears possibly have known that they’d need a field ready for tonight?
Bear Down! (?)
“We should invent a bears QB jersey with switchable nameplates- or a subscription service so every time they get a new QB, you get the new jersey” - bears fan behind me as I am walking into soldier field … the optimism is through the roof
September 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bear Down! (?)
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“We should invent a bears QB jersey with switchable nameplates- or a subscription service so every time they get a new QB, you get the new jersey” - bears fan behind me as I am walking into soldier field … the optimism is through the roof
September 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
“We should invent a bears QB jersey with switchable nameplates- or a subscription service so every time they get a new QB, you get the new jersey” - bears fan behind me as I am walking into soldier field … the optimism is through the roof
“Being in Dallas” is a common source of back pain.
Despite the back injury that has limited Micah Parsons in practice, he’s expected to be on the field with his new Packers teammates Sunday afternoon against the Lions, per a source.
www.nytimes.com/athletic/660...
www.nytimes.com/athletic/660...
September 6, 2025 at 8:06 PM
“Being in Dallas” is a common source of back pain.
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me getting getting dressed for a Zoom interview
Josh Allen signed with New Balance, this picture made me laugh
September 5, 2025 at 6:33 PM
me getting getting dressed for a Zoom interview
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He should fight the Predator
What is your most controversial James Bond opinion?
(These may be discussed in a future podcast)
(These may be discussed in a future podcast)
September 1, 2025 at 4:14 AM
He should fight the Predator
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
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hello and welcome to your first day of standing normal lessons
August 15, 2025 at 8:08 PM
hello and welcome to your first day of standing normal lessons
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You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
SUBWAY GUY DID NOTHING WRONG
AG Bondi says a DOJ employee has been fired after he was arrested for allegedly throwing a wrapped Subway sandwich at a federal law enforcement officer in Washington, D.C.
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
Following his arrest, the man allegedly told one of the arresting officers: “I did it. I threw a sandwich.” wapo.st/3Uq59TN
August 14, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You're probably going to have to be slightly more specific than this.
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Exclusive related report: Mario Mendoza to order firing of everyone at baseball-reference.com for reporting that his career batting average was .215.
FLAG: Trump just directed his team to fire the Commissioner of Labor Statistics over the latest jobs numbers reports.
August 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Exclusive related report: Mario Mendoza to order firing of everyone at baseball-reference.com for reporting that his career batting average was .215.
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This is how they managed statistics in the old USSR.
Trump wants to fire the federal government’s chief labor statistician — Erika McEntarfar — because he doesn’t like the reality of job weaknesses undermining economic growth.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Trump Says He’ll Fire Labor Statistics Head After Weak Jobs Data
President Donald Trump said he was directing officials to fire Erika McEntarfer, the commissioner of the Bureau of Labor Statistics, hours after a report showed US job growth cooled sharply over the l...
www.bloomberg.com
August 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
This is how they managed statistics in the old USSR.
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I'm glad the UK is finally addressing its rampant Ninja issue
July 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I'm glad the UK is finally addressing its rampant Ninja issue
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not to worry, there are very few recent examples of gun violence in america
Reuters Exclusive: The Trump administration has terminated more than half of all federal funding for gun violence prevention programs in the U.S., cutting $158 million in grants that had been directed to groups in cities like New York, LA, Chicago & Baltimore. www.reuters.com/legal/govern...
Exclusive: Trump administration slashed federal funding for gun violence prevention
The Trump administration has terminated more than half of all federal funding for gun violence prevention programs in the U.S., cutting $158 million in grants that had been directed to groups in cities like New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Washington, DC, and Baltimore.
www.reuters.com
July 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
not to worry, there are very few recent examples of gun violence in america
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absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot
July 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
absolutely no question in my mind he's married to a chatbot