I used to scream ferociously any time I wanted

Shhhhh someone might hear you take accountability

Never not relevant somehow

Are we ready to talk about how verbally and physically assaulting female Sounders and MLS staffers is toxic misogyny that’s baked into Emerald City Supporters culture?

Not sure if we’re doing it here, but please help me #clearthelist for my Kindergarten class. People colors to represent, books to welcome & show kindness, and math manipulatives. Thank you!

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I avoided the impulse to borrow a mannikin hand and hide it somewhere weird for my co-worker to find, please clap for my professionalism

The giant anniversary face is right behind me, isn’t it

Pour some out for the people working retail today

Just gotta fill my new profile with stupidity and shenanigans so everyone knows what to expect

Happy Eras Tour Seattle month for all who celebrate

Ask me about the time we found a human tooth on the floor at work