Finch, witch
@finchwitch.bsky.social
The Royal We
Oracle of Delp(high)
DISOBEDIENT
🧿 tech witch, 🍃 green lady, 🐈⬛pet pal
Remember when you weren't supposed to tell the Internet about IRL
Oracle of Delp(high)
DISOBEDIENT
🧿 tech witch, 🍃 green lady, 🐈⬛pet pal
Remember when you weren't supposed to tell the Internet about IRL
Unfortunately the new rule is you can't ride shotgun in a Tesla; you can only ride testes.
This counts for people like me, who have only ridden in a Tesla via Lyft. That is to say I've been a surprise teste and what an unpleasant experience.
This counts for people like me, who have only ridden in a Tesla via Lyft. That is to say I've been a surprise teste and what an unpleasant experience.
February 22, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Unfortunately the new rule is you can't ride shotgun in a Tesla; you can only ride testes.
This counts for people like me, who have only ridden in a Tesla via Lyft. That is to say I've been a surprise teste and what an unpleasant experience.
This counts for people like me, who have only ridden in a Tesla via Lyft. That is to say I've been a surprise teste and what an unpleasant experience.
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When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
February 10, 2025 at 10:05 PM
When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty.
I'm a 1 person angry peasant mob today
February 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
I'm a 1 person angry peasant mob today
There's just an indignity in having to write an email that starts, "Hi Tyler & Kevin."
February 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
There's just an indignity in having to write an email that starts, "Hi Tyler & Kevin."
Boston Rob and his mismatched eyeballs are the worst. Dude looks like a melting candle.
February 4, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Boston Rob and his mismatched eyeballs are the worst. Dude looks like a melting candle.
Having pets is like having a royal entourage, they're always lurking around and trying to make activities involve them too
February 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Having pets is like having a royal entourage, they're always lurking around and trying to make activities involve them too
Let's try no more elected officials who are 60 or over.
January 30, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Let's try no more elected officials who are 60 or over.
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like 100 times today somebody has been like "oh yeah? well without chatgpt how am i supposed to do THIS?" and the thing is just their literal job that they are doing extremely poorly
January 29, 2025 at 10:37 PM
like 100 times today somebody has been like "oh yeah? well without chatgpt how am i supposed to do THIS?" and the thing is just their literal job that they are doing extremely poorly
He's just so *stupidt* and I love that for us both.
January 30, 2025 at 3:37 PM
He's just so *stupidt* and I love that for us both.
Aren't historical manuals cool? Like, maybe, manuals designed to train civilians in how to dismantle fascism?
Very cool. Very free.
www.404media.co/declassified...
Very cool. Very free.
www.404media.co/declassified...
Declassified CIA Guide to Sabotaging Fascism Is Suddenly Viral
The World War II-era "Simple Sabotage Field Manual" is full of steps that office workers can take to resist leadership.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Aren't historical manuals cool? Like, maybe, manuals designed to train civilians in how to dismantle fascism?
Very cool. Very free.
www.404media.co/declassified...
Very cool. Very free.
www.404media.co/declassified...
👁️👄👁️
Do it. I double dog dare you.
Do it. I double dog dare you.
January 28, 2025 at 8:26 PM
👁️👄👁️
Do it. I double dog dare you.
Do it. I double dog dare you.
I'm please to report that "Rebel Yell" is still a gd banger.
January 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I'm please to report that "Rebel Yell" is still a gd banger.
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When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop.
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
January 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
When you want to type up and send a mean email in response to some audacity, stop.
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
Don't send it.
Come back to it later. Make it even meaner. Tell them they sound tired. Include a picture of their mom and imply you are dating her. Correct their grammar. Take your time and make it really count
I have to believe Graham Bell was also a huge fuckin dweeb. He wanted phones to be answered "Ahoy!"
Can’t stop reading this paragraph over and over.
open.substack.com/pub/newmeans...
open.substack.com/pub/newmeans...
January 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I have to believe Graham Bell was also a huge fuckin dweeb. He wanted phones to be answered "Ahoy!"
How do I bribe the optometrist so they don't do the little air-puff part of the exam?
January 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
How do I bribe the optometrist so they don't do the little air-puff part of the exam?
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I miss Anthony Bourdain so much.
January 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I miss Anthony Bourdain so much.
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Leakers declare war on Trump:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leakers-de...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leakers-de...
Leakers Declare War on Trump
Trump’s attack on DEI triggers resistance, including against Elon Musk
www.kenklippenstein.com
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Leakers declare war on Trump:
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leakers-de...
www.kenklippenstein.com/p/leakers-de...
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hi! @teenvogue.bsky.social has been a reliable outlet for strong political journalism since at min 2016 — which was *9* years ago!
you don't need to be surprised each time you're impressed by our work! (maybe other outlets would respect us more if you didn't!)
signed, 1/2 of Teen Vogue Politics
you don't need to be surprised each time you're impressed by our work! (maybe other outlets would respect us more if you didn't!)
signed, 1/2 of Teen Vogue Politics
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
hi! @teenvogue.bsky.social has been a reliable outlet for strong political journalism since at min 2016 — which was *9* years ago!
you don't need to be surprised each time you're impressed by our work! (maybe other outlets would respect us more if you didn't!)
signed, 1/2 of Teen Vogue Politics
you don't need to be surprised each time you're impressed by our work! (maybe other outlets would respect us more if you didn't!)
signed, 1/2 of Teen Vogue Politics
Goal going forward is simple. Every day I must either:
• Find a way to have some absolute bliss for myself. (Sunshine, orgasms, sweets, whatever it may be)
• Or find a way to resist. In whatever that looks like.
• Find a way to have some absolute bliss for myself. (Sunshine, orgasms, sweets, whatever it may be)
• Or find a way to resist. In whatever that looks like.
January 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Goal going forward is simple. Every day I must either:
• Find a way to have some absolute bliss for myself. (Sunshine, orgasms, sweets, whatever it may be)
• Or find a way to resist. In whatever that looks like.
• Find a way to have some absolute bliss for myself. (Sunshine, orgasms, sweets, whatever it may be)
• Or find a way to resist. In whatever that looks like.
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🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
January 22, 2025 at 11:35 PM
🚨 🚨 🚨 HOMEWORK 🚨 🚨 🚨
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
The email address for federal workers to inform on their colleagues is DEIAtruth@opm.gov.
Would be a real shame if folks flooded that inbox, rendering it useless.
AmErIcA dEsErVeS tHiS is a shitty, insulated take from someone with too little skin in the game. You're not superior and you won't get to say "I told you so" in the apocalypse.
This guy won the popular vote. That’s why I say America deserves everything we get.
January 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
AmErIcA dEsErVeS tHiS is a shitty, insulated take from someone with too little skin in the game. You're not superior and you won't get to say "I told you so" in the apocalypse.
It is important that Superman was a journalist. The 4th Estate is meant to bear witness and keep the government honest. Unbiased media is essential and life saving.
January 22, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It is important that Superman was a journalist. The 4th Estate is meant to bear witness and keep the government honest. Unbiased media is essential and life saving.
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