I knew there was a camera on my yard! 😁

Thundy has perfected that innocent look too so I bet he can be extra sneaky when making mischief. Wolfie always looks like he is plotting so I'm on guard for his shenanigans. 😂

We just came in from more yard frolics, he loves the snow so much. We're getting a ton. I take a broom out and sweep the porch/6 feet of the walk so our footprints don't ice up under snow. Plus makes it safer for me and neighbors who need to go out and Wolfie loves when I throw snow at him with it 🥰

I watch his ass like a hawk and am not remotely afraid to shove my whole hand down him to retrieve something. He's not allowed on the long lead anywhere near the street/parkway. I swear that puppies and horses just love the thrill of near death and love to get our hearts pumping.

Like you don't enough to worry about with Thunder. Scamp

He was so proud of his loot! I have a neighbor in my complex who seems to be hiding a Popeye's chicken addiction from a loved one. Constantly tosses chicken bones out on the parkway so I am extra vigilant.

This is an evergreen comic for us pup parents

He is so happy! He was unamused the Bobcat came by to do the sidewalks and interrupted his communing with the snow. Then the loud plows went by on the cross street so we'll go out later when it is quieter. We're expecting plenty 😁

Ugh, well some people get the end they deserve at least.

The #DogSky community is very wholesome and I always temper when posting Wolfie stuff but #AnimalCaucus are my people😁

I will be sure to record one of my rants at Wolfie. He likes to go in the bushes looking for disgusting things and it can get colorful

He is THRILLED the ancestors heard his songs

Absolutely helps with stress! Swearing in German can be extra satisfying for some reason. My dad is bi-lingual and thought cursing in German when we were kids meant we wouldn't figure it out 😂

That guy was a real piece of work. Not even going to get into all the crap he tried on me before he got the choice of quitting or an investigation into his behavior. I regularly check the obits for his name though.

I had an awful boss who hated my swearing (profanity is proven to be a useful tool for intelligent communicators in order to provide nuance otherwise lost upon a listener) and told me "Captain American never needs to swear" and I just replied "yeah, and is fictional" and just walked away. Fuck that.

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My dad was a foundryman when I was growing up. I make sailors blush and I have an excellent Samuel L Jackson impression I use when a certain wolf goes in the bushes to fuck around.

"Profanity" is an insulting way to describe any of your words it counted. Insulting TO profanity, which is an artform

None of those are profanity.

@profanity.accountant what are my stats these days?