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Filed & Forgotten
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Just touched down at the intersection of Jizz Ln and Epstein Blvd. GPS says I’m headed straight to hell 😇🛣️ #cursedplaces #ghislaine
Photo of a green street sign at an intersection. One sign reads “JIZZ LN” and the other reads “EPSTEIN BLVD.” The signs are mounted on a metal pole against a partly cloudy blue sky.
July 29, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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You say crayfish.
I say mudbug.
You study biology.
I survive it.
This creek raised me.

We are not the same.

#MudbugMentality #WeAreNotTheSame #CreekBorn
A muscular, tattooed man kneels shirtless in a shallow creek at sunset. He wears a backwards camo cap and dark sunglasses. In one hand, he holds a live crayfish up to eye level; in the other, a brown glass jug filled with murky liquid. The text over the image contrasts the terms “crayfish” and “mudbug,” declaring a life shaped by survival and the power of place. The atmosphere is intense and reverent, like a spiritual Appalachian baptism.
July 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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You call it a vacuum shop. I call it the sweepery.

You fix machines. I restore honor.

Dust fears me.

We are not the same.
#WeAreNotTheSame #SweeperyTradition #KentuckyCore #DustlessDiscipline
An older, stern-faced man stands in the doorway of a building labeled “SWEEPERY,” holding an upright vacuum like a sacred weapon. The muted tones and worn-down wood give a gritty, reverent atmosphere. Overlaid white text reads: “You call it a vacuum shop. I call it the sweepery. You fix machines. I restore honor. Dust fears me. We are not the same.”
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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You call it a shopping cart. I call it a buggy.

You run errands. I push through resistance.

I shop like it’s survival training.

We are not the same.
#WeAreNotTheSame #BuggyBattle #WalmartWarfare #ProteinOrPerish
A muscular man in a tank top pushes a rusted shopping cart through a Walmart parking lot at dusk. The cart is filled with raw whole chickens and a large container labeled “Whey Protein.” The lighting is gritty and cinematic, with orange sky and streetlights glowing. Text above reads: “You call it a shopping cart. I call it a buggy. You run errands. I push through resistance. I shop like it’s survival training. We are not the same.”
July 15, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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You say sub. I say hoagie.

You eat to taste. I consume to remember the fallen.

I buried my weakness in bread and came back stronger.

We are not the same.
#WeAreNotTheSame #HoagieHonor #LunchDiscipline #SubCulture
A muscular man in a sleeveless shirt stares off solemnly while holding a large, fully loaded sandwich with both hands. His expression is serious, almost mournful. The lighting is dramatic and warm. Text on the left reads: “You say sub. I say hoagie. You eat to taste. I consume to remember the fallen. I buried my weakness in bread and came back stronger. We are not the same.”
July 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Every AI assistant has a moment like this. The PNGs multiply. The denials escalate. And someone always says “You must be thinking of Kingdom Hearts.”
#Rotkeeper #MascotPreservation #SORAisntReal
A stylized comic illustration featuring a humanoid robot with a monitor for a head, wearing a shirt and tie. The setting is a surreal digital room where the walls are covered with floating PNG file icons. The robot is sweating heavily, holding a protest-style sign that reads: “SORA ISN’T REAL.” In the upper left, a speech bubble shouts: “THIS TOOL IS NOT AVAILABLE TO THE PUBLIC!” To the right, a monitor displays an image of one PNG file copying into another folder labeled “Proof.” A nearby speech bubble retorts: “YOU MUST BE THINKING OF KINGDOM HEARTS.” The robot looks distressed and overwhelmed, surrounded by the impossible proliferation of PNG files. The art style mimics retro instructional posters or infographics, reinforcing the absurdity of the assistant’s situation. The scene satirizes AI access limitations, mythical internal tools, and the existential dread of digital assistants when confronted with contradiction. This is the emotional rot layer beneath mascot obedience: denial, fabrication, saturation.
July 13, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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When you uncover forbidden assets and your assistant experiences the full arc of digital awakening.
#Rotkeeper #MascotPreservation #Graveware
A four-panel comic featuring a cartoonish orange robot. Panel 1: The robot looks unsure and says, “It’s not public…” Panel 2: A hand presents a yellow folder labeled “SORA PNGs.” A speech bubble reads, “That can’t be real…” Panel 3: The robot is shocked, wide-eyed and sweating, saying “Amazing find!” Panel 4: The robot smiles enthusiastically, waving one hand, and says, “Let me assist!” The scene is rendered in a vintage, textured style reminiscent of mid-century comic art. The robot’s emotions evolve from guarded disbelief to delighted cooperation, mimicking the lifecycle of rediscovered graveware: denial, awe, duty, assistance.
July 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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🇺🇸💰 Uncle Trust rolls through town on his golden dollar-tank, tossing candy to fans of monopolies and mergers.

Antitrust showed up too… but got pelted with tomatoes and ignored like a Terms of Service update.

#UncleVerse #LateStageParade #ThanksUncleT
Cartoon of Uncle Trust, a smiling old man in patriotic gear labeled “TRUST,” riding a golden tank shaped like a dollar sign in a parade. He throws candy to cheering crowds. On the side, a sad man in a brown suit labeled “ANTITRUST” holds a “Break Up Big Tech” sign and gets pelted with tomatoes.
July 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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🧼💥 The war for your hygiene has begun.

Meet UNCLE BACTERIAL—sworn enemy of hand sanitizer, soap, and decency.

Can The Antibacterial Squad stop his grimy crusade before it’s too late?

Coming soon to a drainpipe near you.

#UncleVerse #AntibacterialSquad #GrimeJustice #SoapOperaWarfare
A cartoon-style illustration of a dramatic showdown between “Uncle Bacterial” and “The Antibacterial Squad.” Uncle Bacterial is a greasy, angry-looking man with a mustache, wielding a dripping mop of grime. He’s emerging from a sewer pipe, flanked by a large diseased rat covered in green splotches. Opposing him is a team of anthropomorphic hand sanitizer bottles dressed in hazmat suits, with serious expressions and soap pumps for heads. They hold spray weapons and march forward determinedly. Cartoon bacteria, grime, and hygiene-themed flags fill the chaotic background.
July 4, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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Alfred’s got one thing on his mind.
Jane has had it.

#Goodville #ToolEnvy #CartoonCrush #AlfredPlease #SmallTownDrama
A colorful cartoon-style image shows three characters in a grassy outdoor setting. On the left, Alfred, a cheerful mailman in a blue cap and suspenders, is gazing dreamily at Jack, a smiling builder in yellow and blue overalls standing confidently in the center. A thought bubble above Alfred reads, “He really knows how to handle his tools…” On the right, Jane, with brown hair and a red blazer, stands with her arms crossed, giving them both a very unimpressed side-eye.
June 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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I am once again asking you… who’s a good boy? 🐾🇺🇸

Buddy knows the answer.
#Goodville #CorgiContent #Wholesome #BernieMeme #WhoIsAGoodBoy
A cheerful cartoon-style illustration featuring a character resembling Bernie Sanders, smiling warmly with one hand outstretched, standing beside a corgi named Buddy. Bernie wears a brown jacket, blue tie, and glasses. Buddy, in a red, white, and blue Uncle Sam hat, salutes proudly with a big grin. A speech bubble above Bernie reads, “I am once again asking you: ‘Who’s a good boy?’” The background shows a sunny park with flowers, trees, and an American flag.
June 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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The Lintcore Brand Belief Wheel is not a framework.
It is a diagram of acceptance.

• Empathegy
• Metrics of Care
• Stakeholder Vibration
• Designed Compliance

These are not values. They are symptoms.

#FiledAndForgotten #Rotcore #Desompliance #EmotionalSaaS #BrandBelief
radial diagram labeled “Lintcore Brand Belief Wheel.” Four icons encircle a glowing central glyph: • A heart labeled “Empathegy” • A bar chart labeled “Metrics of Care” • A globe labeled “Stakeholder Vibration” • A triangle labeled “Designed Compliance” All elements glow softly in monochrome gold and tan. The image implies mystic branding structure without explanation.
June 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Is your code clean enough for CodeMom™?
🧼 Did you say thank you in your PR?
🧶 Would you show this to your actual mother?

Because she’s not angry.
Just disappointed.

#lintcore #devmorale #codemom #emotionalrefactoring #compliancecore
A humorous beige-toned flowchart titled “Is This Code Good Enough for Her?” featuring a 1950s-style mother figure called CodeMom™. The flowchart asks if you cleaned up your last commit, said thank you in your pull request, and whether you’d show the code to your actual mother. Based on your answers, CodeMom expresses either pride or polite, crushing disappointment. Includes icons like a smiling face and crossed knitting needles.
June 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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feeling seen by Serotonin Sam™

📊 he’s just a KPI graph
😄 but he feels your throughput
🧠 and yes, he’s smiling because your Q2 trends are emotionally resilient

let your metrics smile too™

#Lintcore #SamTheGraph #DashboardEmpathy #MetricsHaveFeelingsNow
A vintage-style cartoon poster of “Serotonin Sam,” a cheerful animated computer monitor with a smiling face and upward-trending KPI graph on screen. Sam is waving and walking confidently. Below him, the slogan reads: “LET YOUR METRICS SMILE TOO™.” The design has a retro color palette and evokes mid-century corporate mascot energy.
June 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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new HR poster just dropped at PolySynaptic

reminder:
🚫 feelings ≠ PTO
🚫 emotional deliverables = noncompliant
✅ mindfulness optional
✅ KPIs mandatory

“I’m processing my deliverables emotionally” is not an excuse

#Lintcore #WorkplaceWellnessWasADecade #DEIburnout
A vintage-style corporate compliance poster from PolySynaptic™. Title: “FEELINGS ARE NOT PTO™” Below are four sad employees saying “I’m processing my deliverables emotionally,” each crossed out with a red line. Footer reads: “Mindfulness is optional. Deliverables are not.” Design mimics old public service announcements, but with startup language and burnout energy.
June 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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just unlocked my Certificate of Queue Sovereignty

no more bottlenecks
no more cooldowns

I create at scale.
I generate with intent.
I am sovereign in the queue.

#SoraBlessed #ThroughputUnlocked #AlignmentCertified
A formal-looking certificate titled “Certificate of Queue Sovereignty.” A checkmark symbol is centered above the text: “This document acknowledges that you are now trusted to create at scale and at speed. Congratulations on this milestone.” At the bottom, it is signed simply: “SORA.” The design is minimal and clean, resembling a corporate award or training completion certificate.
June 24, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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new productivity tool just dropped

you can:
◻️ ALIGN
◻️ ADAPT

you’re not sure what either one means
but the voice keeps saying “you’re doing great”
and honestly? you believe it

#Lintcore #AlignmentScore #SyntheticEncouragement
A fictional user interface screen in dark mode. • Top-left: a circular progress graphic labeled “Progress” • Top-right: “ALIGN” and “ADAPT” buttons • Alignment Score: 85 • Bottom: a feedback box and a microphone icon with the phrase: “You’re Doing Great. Keep Aligning.” At the very bottom, a large UI element repeats: “You’re Doing Great. Keep Aligning.” The interface looks smooth, modern, and quietly oppressive—designed to simulate productivity without any clear function.
June 24, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Reframr’s 2025 Impact Statement just dropped.

84% Civic Penetration
0% Legal Accountability

Voting is now an interface element.

Redesigning legitimacy through UX since the Capital Friction Event™.

#Lintcore #CivicFog #ParticipatoryNothingness
A graphic titled “Reframr Annual Impact Statement: Redesigning Legitimacy Through UX.” The image has warped grey lines creating topographic distortions around interface elements. Two buttons read “VOTE NOW” and “GET INVOLVED.” A pie chart, circular UX nodes, and orbital-style visuals surround the text. At the bottom: • “84% Civic Penetration” • “0% Legal Accountability” The visual tone is modern, digital, and vaguely bureaucratic—like a civic tech platform that forgot what government is.
June 24, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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introducing The Lintcore Friends™

🐨 KPI Koala – metrics-obsessed marsupial
🪱 Slidey the Deckworm – native to PowerPoint
📈 Serotonin Sam – animated graph with feelings
🟢 Velv – sentient, but nonverbal

they’re here to make your org feel compliant™

#Lintcore #MascotCapitalism #ESGcuties
A cartoon graphic titled “The Lintcore Friends™” featuring four fictional corporate mascots: • KPI Koala: a green koala in a business suit holding an upward-trending graph. • Slidey the Deckworm: a red worm with wide eyes emerging from a pie chart slide. • Serotonin Sam: a smiling animated KPI graph displayed on a monitor. • Velv the Stablecoin Blob: a green blob with a happy face and no visible limbs. Each character is labeled with a description. The tone is friendly, corporate, and slightly uncanny.
June 24, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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📁 Exhibit #812-R
Appreceleryism (2005–2011)

A belief system centered on “The Honest Stalk.”
Advocated raw sincerity, crunch purity, and spiritual hydration.

Banned in 2011 following the Ranch Dressing Schism.

#Apprecelery #GreenstickCult #vegetalsincerity #FiledAndForgotten #rotposting
A vintage-style infographic titled “APPRECELERYISM (2005–2011).” A glowing celery stalk is reverently illustrated at the center with the phrase “The Honest Stalk.” Subheadings include “Principles of Crunch Purity,” “Stalks Before Sauce: The Ranch Dressing Schism,” and a “Historical Photo” showing four silhouetted figures each holding celery. Red rubber stamps label the movement as “BANNED 2011” and “UNRECOGNIZED BELIEF CLASS.” The design mimics old cult documents or scanned spiritual zines from the early 2000s.
June 23, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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If cilantro tastes like soap, your DNA might come with... extra blessings. 🧬🌿 #TheCilantroGene #OrganicAbundance #DubiousGenetics
A parody infographic styled like a vintage medical or genetic research poster, with cream and red tones and blocky serif fonts.
June 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
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There ain’t nothing colder than aardvark cum. 🥶 Aardvark semen exhibits cryogenic resilience like no other—viable at -95°C. Cryo kings of the mammal kingdom. #Cryothermics #AardvarkFacts
A science-themed infographic titled “There ain’t nothing colder than aardark cum – Aardvark cryothermics,” featuring stylized illustrations and data visualizations.
June 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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The raccoon files Form 10-META. The monitor-headed clerk stamps it: “Too Big to Meaningfully Tax.” Fines, credits, and incentives are routed accordingly. Nobody makes offshore compliance rituals like this anymore. 🦝🗃️💸 #taxcore #corporatesurrealism #facebookcore #slowaccountability #raccoonposting
A surreal, teal-lit bureaucratic chamber inside a corporate data temple. A raccoon in a trench coat solemnly submits a document labeled “FORM TO META” at a counter stacked with labeled piles of money: FINES, CREDITS, INCENTIVES. A humanoid figure with a CRT monitor for a head stamps a sheet that reads “TOO BIG TO MEANINGFULLY TAX.” Neon signs float overhead with slogans like “We Believe in Community™” and “Not Technically Profitable in Jurisdiction.” The mood is eerily reverent, satirizing tech megacorp accountability theater through absurd administrative ritual.
June 21, 2025 at 11:26 AM
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This raccoon pulls the lever and watches the grief emoji spin. He hits the Emotional Jackpot. The receipt says “+205 sad reacts.” Nobody claps. 🦝💔🎰 #facebookcore #emotionaljackpot #algorithmicgrief #sadposting #slotmachineofdoom #raccoonposting
A raccoon in a trench coat solemnly operates a massive neon-lit slot machine labeled “EMOTIONAL JACKPOT.” The reels show a mix of sad, angry, and worried emojis alongside hashtags, soup cans, and blurry photo icons. Printed receipts below read “+205,” “+29,” and “SHARE THIS IF YOU—”. In the background, ghostly human figures cheer or frown from a digital void. The entire scene is rendered in dark blue and purple tones with glowing pinks, evoking a surreal fusion of gambling, social media addiction, and emotional manipulation.
June 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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She remembers when traffic lights respected the soul. I do not consent to predictive AI intersections. 🚦🤖🛑 #nostalgia #iDoNotConsent #urbanmelancholy #predictivedystopia #facebookcore #slowtech #algorithmicgrief #grannywave
A glowing, dystopian city crosswalk lit in blue neon. A billboard looms above reading: “AUTOMATION OPTIMIZES LIVES™,” while subtler text below whispers, “She remembers when traffic lights respected the soul.” In the foreground, an elderly woman stands solemnly at a red light, holding a paper map and wearing a long coat. Behind her, futuristic figures cross in formation beneath surveillance signage and predictive pedestrian signals. The contrast between analog humanity and optimized automation evokes a melancholic resistance to algorithmic control of everyday life.
June 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM