🦉ᖴIGᘔET νση ᑭᑌᗪᗪIᑎG ɬɧɛ ᑕOᑎᖴᑌᔕEᗪ (Parroty Acct)🦜
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🦉ᖴIGᘔET νση ᑭᑌᗪᗪIᑎG ɬɧɛ ᑕOᑎᖴᑌᔕEᗪ (Parroty Acct)🦜
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Beauteous Grey Parrot ✨ Unstable Genius ✨ Red & Grey Nation Ambassador to the #Squirrels ✨ 🚫Nazis ✨ NO lists 💫Mage💫 #MMM Fan ✨ SHE ✨ 👻꧁Still Dead꧂💀 ✨ 🇺🇦
🌎Wot does that matter when it's turtles all the way down?
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November 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Oh, noes!

<gives Muddy a wing-hug and a large milkshake>

Milkshakes. Trust me on this, it's easy to get down and you'll gain weight in no time and enjoy it... and prolly regain yer appetite. When this happened to me a dietitian pal advised me to get out the milk and ice-cream and it worked.
November 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
😂😂😂
November 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
. <peers>

PUT THAT DOWN, HERON!

You don't know *where* it's been!

<opens package>

Here, have a biscuit instead...
November 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
. <fluffs up feathers to look BIG!>

<employs Evil Voice>

BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Reposted by 🦉ᖴIGᘔET νση ᑭᑌᗪᗪIᑎG ɬɧɛ ᑕOᑎᖴᑌᔕEᗪ (Parroty Acct)🦜
Je kan raven trouwens uitstekend (en beangstigend menselijk) leren 'spreken'. Hier leerde iemand zijn raaf 'nevermore' te zeggen 😅
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_...
Ravenmania - Nevermore!
YouTube video by inxcapable
www.youtube.com
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
FINE. Everything is just... FINE.

Nothing to see here.

<weeps>
October 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
. <shivers>

It looks like it's feeding on American culture...
October 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I hear there's a cure for that now.
October 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
> "Do you know this cat?"

<peers>

OMIGAWDS! THAT'S BOB! He owes me twenty bucks! Where's he been hidin'?
October 30, 2025 at 3:10 AM