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incredible quote lol
November 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
incredible quote lol
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This man should be president
My pho guy closes his shop on Black Friday every year and just cooks hibachi out front all day for anyone that wants it for free
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
This man should be president
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Orson Welles in Touch of Evil
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Orson Welles in Touch of Evil
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Thank you Nashville || 📸 for @allelitewrestling.com Collision
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thank you Nashville || 📸 for @allelitewrestling.com Collision
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Make way, peasants!
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Make way, peasants!
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i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
November 28, 2025 at 5:31 PM
i semi-regularly think about this concept and way of describing it and crack up. absurd
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The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
The "Larry Summers complained to Jeffrey Epstein that MeToo went too far" and "Olivia Nuzzi committed crimes on behalf of the fascist she masturbated with while reporting on him" are the same story: American elites have no ideology other than "I should be untouchable." Society is run by empty husks
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with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
with the holiday season now officially upon us, it's time to start playing our favorite christmas songs
here's one of mine
here's one of mine
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If the first words spoken at my funeral aren't "The Gobbledy Gooker is called the biggest flop in professional wrestling history, but it wasn’t meant for the adults. It was for the children" I will haunt you all so bad
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If the first words spoken at my funeral aren't "The Gobbledy Gooker is called the biggest flop in professional wrestling history, but it wasn’t meant for the adults. It was for the children" I will haunt you all so bad
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Joe champ, kor getting a mega push, Kingston getting a title shot, Roddy in the c2. TK is booking for the real real sickos
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Joe champ, kor getting a mega push, Kingston getting a title shot, Roddy in the c2. TK is booking for the real real sickos
It's so over for you bitches: Now I know how to make bread pudding.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It's so over for you bitches: Now I know how to make bread pudding.
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I feel like the only way to complete the Louvre/snail crime trilogy is for some kind of beret atrocity
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I feel like the only way to complete the Louvre/snail crime trilogy is for some kind of beret atrocity
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Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
November 27, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Going to a gay bar on Thanksgiving is a top tier experience. An 80 year old man told me he doesn't need a family, he just needs black dick
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My hottest take about this movie is you shouldn’t show it to a child until they are about 11
Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction:
- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
- forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe
- incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents
- immediately starts dating her manager
- quits after two days to move back home
November 27, 2025 at 8:23 PM
My hottest take about this movie is you shouldn’t show it to a child until they are about 11
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"Why, there, there it is! the Stranger Things float, and, by gawd is that Lily Allen's music!"
November 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Why, there, there it is! the Stranger Things float, and, by gawd is that Lily Allen's music!"
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
plato: is this going anywhere
diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
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An MST3K Moment for Turkey Day 2025:
Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me."
Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me."
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
An MST3K Moment for Turkey Day 2025:
Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me."
Gypsy performs her one woman show, "Gypsy Rose Me."