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RE, game modding, fighting games, programming languages, math, and everything in-between
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you may not like it but this is what peak agency looks like
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
you may not like it but this is what peak agency looks like
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Across all the planets in the milky way the average number of trees per planet is at least 30
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Across all the planets in the milky way the average number of trees per planet is at least 30
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"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
November 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"okay, fine. two 4070's and a 5060 Ti. please, i have to feed my family"
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
the chicken farmer was unimpressed by my midrange offer, but a day of scavenging abandoned data centers didn't yield easy H200s anymore. i would have to rely on his weakness for ray tracing if i wanted to eat meat tonight
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Microsoft announced today that it is integrating Sysmon natively into Windows 11 and Windows Server 2025 next year, making it unnecessary to deploy the standalone Sysinternals tools.
Microsoft is bringing native Sysmon support to Windows 11, Server 2025
Microsoft announced today that it is integrating Sysmon natively into Windows 11 and Windows Server 2025 next year, making it unnecessary to deploy the standalone Sysinternals tools.
www.bleepingcomputer.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Microsoft announced today that it is integrating Sysmon natively into Windows 11 and Windows Server 2025 next year, making it unnecessary to deploy the standalone Sysinternals tools.
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this is a personal attack
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
this is a personal attack
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just learned python typing invented a new kind of voldemort type, one which when named doesn't actually name it
`float` and `int` are two distinct types
but if you write `x: float` that actually means `x: float | int`. but if you write `x: float | int` that means `x: float | int | int`...
`float` and `int` are two distinct types
but if you write `x: float` that actually means `x: float | int`. but if you write `x: float | int` that means `x: float | int | int`...
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
just learned python typing invented a new kind of voldemort type, one which when named doesn't actually name it
`float` and `int` are two distinct types
but if you write `x: float` that actually means `x: float | int`. but if you write `x: float | int` that means `x: float | int | int`...
`float` and `int` are two distinct types
but if you write `x: float` that actually means `x: float | int`. but if you write `x: float | int` that means `x: float | int | int`...
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do not use flake-utils around @isabelroses.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
do not use flake-utils around @isabelroses.com
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The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
November 8, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Mamdani political sign generator is kinda fun https://homes.luddy.indiana.edu/ccshan/for/for.html
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Did you enjoy Blue Prince? Do you feel like being a genuine hero?
Iggy, one of the lead playtesters for Blue Prince, needs a kidney.
Reposting for reach is a great way to help - or, could that be you? Who knows what magic the internet is capable of ✨
Let's try to help connect the dots here!
Iggy, one of the lead playtesters for Blue Prince, needs a kidney.
Reposting for reach is a great way to help - or, could that be you? Who knows what magic the internet is capable of ✨
Let's try to help connect the dots here!
Hi folks, this is again a plea for help. There still is no cleared donor. People working through the system but again-if you're at all interested in trying to help, it takes months to get cleared as a donor. There's a lot of delays/appointments.
So please consider and spread it around, thank you.
So please consider and spread it around, thank you.
I am afraid I have absolutely terrible news. I need a lot of help now, from everyone. I currently have NO CLEARED DONOR for transplant and we only have a short period of time to get this done. Please SHARE THIS WITH EVERYONE AND PLEASE TRY TO DONATE!
All the information is at iggyland.org
All the information is at iggyland.org
November 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Did you enjoy Blue Prince? Do you feel like being a genuine hero?
Iggy, one of the lead playtesters for Blue Prince, needs a kidney.
Reposting for reach is a great way to help - or, could that be you? Who knows what magic the internet is capable of ✨
Let's try to help connect the dots here!
Iggy, one of the lead playtesters for Blue Prince, needs a kidney.
Reposting for reach is a great way to help - or, could that be you? Who knows what magic the internet is capable of ✨
Let's try to help connect the dots here!
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![Comic. PERSON 1 with white hat: How tall are you? PERSON 2: 5ft 24cm [caption] When switching to metric, make the process easier by doing it in steps.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifptvo6h6kdpf75j3i443ospzumiii7a3pblah2urjrawmyymh3ga@jpeg)
November 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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reminder to click here: @moderation.bsky.app
and set these 2 settings to off to avoid posts like this being hidden from you
and set these 2 settings to off to avoid posts like this being hidden from you
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
reminder to click here: @moderation.bsky.app
and set these 2 settings to off to avoid posts like this being hidden from you
and set these 2 settings to off to avoid posts like this being hidden from you
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Pretty sure I have the scariest engineering costume of the day.
October 31, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Pretty sure I have the scariest engineering costume of the day.
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Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
October 31, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Someone in my neighborhood got FED. UP.
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tired of databases?
try 100,000 tiny json files in a directory
you will certainly not regret 100,000 tiny json files in a directory
try 100,000 tiny json files in a directory
you will certainly not regret 100,000 tiny json files in a directory
October 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
tired of databases?
try 100,000 tiny json files in a directory
you will certainly not regret 100,000 tiny json files in a directory
try 100,000 tiny json files in a directory
you will certainly not regret 100,000 tiny json files in a directory
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it has been a while, but whoo, new bloggery: "wastrel, a profligate implementation of webassembly" https://wingolog.org/archives/2025/10/30/wastrel-a-profligate-implementation-of-webassembly
wastrel, a profligate implementation of webassembly — wingolog
wingolog: article: wastrel, a profligate implementation of webassembly
wingolog.org
October 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
it has been a while, but whoo, new bloggery: "wastrel, a profligate implementation of webassembly" https://wingolog.org/archives/2025/10/30/wastrel-a-profligate-implementation-of-webassembly
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![Comic. Confusion matrix showing renditions of different combinations, colored yellow, tan, or gray. [Air: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Lead: gamma rays G, neutrons T, alpha particles G, light G, Sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust T, radio G, sharks G] [Water: gamma rays T, neutrons G, alpha particles G, light T, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Vacuum: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound G, heat T, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G] [Oven mitts: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound T, heat G, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks Y] [Armor: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords G, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks T] [Biohazard suit: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles G, light G, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust G, radio Y, sharks Y] [Faraday cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio G, sharks Y] [Shark cage: gamma rays Y, neutrons Y, alpha particles Y, light Y, sound Y, heat Y, swords Y, toxic dust Y, radio Y, sharks G]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreib7rzofmrqb5cvnyccnb7ftj6qroxtp55i4dqqnbp2ozun6gaxbkm@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Hello, friends! After 10(!) years of #AdventOfCode, I've made some changes to preserve my sanity: there will be 12 days of puzzles each December (still starting Dec 1) and there is no longer a global leaderboard. Read more:
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
October 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hello, friends! After 10(!) years of #AdventOfCode, I've made some changes to preserve my sanity: there will be 12 days of puzzles each December (still starting Dec 1) and there is no longer a global leaderboard. Read more:
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
adventofcode.com/2025/about#f...
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CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
September 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
CHOTINER: This game you like to play, what's it called?
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
ME: Slay the Spire.
CHOTINER: And you play it on the computer?
ME: Yeah. Well, I also have it on my phone. I played another 300 hours.
CHOTINER: And these other games in your Steam library. Have you finished them?
ME: Now hold on a second,
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Hey @thephd.dev was the real motivation behind #embed to make quines easier in C? 😆
![// quine.c (requires a C23-compliant compiler)
// cc -std=c23 quine.c
#include <unistd.h>
const unsigned char me[] = {
#embed "quine.c"
};
int main(void) {
write(1, me, sizeof(me));
}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7uxh45ikinp4fe3uja2vfgbt/bafkreideig7vsrotwmvyarts66znmhpvsgtlym63lu6arxcuhao2fgnpcm@jpeg)
October 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Hey @thephd.dev was the real motivation behind #embed to make quines easier in C? 😆