A coke freestyle machine but it’s for soup

Shopping for my wife’s anniversary card is really reminding me why I set out to destroy the sanctity of marriage in the first place. Straight people are corny as hell. Just say you like fucking.

Nothing like coming home from work and finding an actual fucking nazi parked on your street. If this is you, move the fuck away. Sad to see in Wyandotte, Mi.

Another day, another random unknown Ohio burlesque performer mad at me for telling the truth. It’s weird that this has happened more than once.

Boy oh boy, look at all the people who suddenly care about Palestine all of a sudden.

Damn it, Janet! Our next show is Sat. Feb. 8th! Join us for a classic RHPS shadowcast experience! Ticket Link in Bio!
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Last night at Rocky Horror, we had ourselves a self proclaimed “old school” viewer. He complained about our callbacks, dropped slurs, called us all woke. within the first ten minutes of the show, he was standing in the front row giving a full Elon salute and shouting in German. (1/3)

Soup before, soup after

This generation’s censorship is so unserious

On TikTok right now. Working fine for me. Don't know what you guys are talking about. Watching the livestream of the Amulet That Contains All Answers. Can't believe you all are missing this, tbh, I no longer contain earthly problems.

The last thing TikTok let me watch was an X Files edit set to a Cure song and that feels appropriate

Lesbian final boss

I’m here, I’m queer, I clearly follow what others are doing in the name of staying slightly relevant.